1 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:16,034 "Go through the forest, it's easier," he says. 2 00:01:16,952 --> 00:01:18,328 Well, damn. 3 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:21,164 It has magic. 4 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:25,794 Well. 5 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:03,892 God damn it. 6 00:03:11,984 --> 00:03:12,901 Fuck. 7 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:24,496 No. 8 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:27,124 Wait. 9 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,585 - On the countertop. - Yes. 10 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:47,186 - What's up, dude? - How are you? 11 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:50,564 - Great, and you? - Fine. Come in. 12 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,651 This is exactly the same. 13 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:56,278 Have you seen? 14 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:57,362 Vero. 15 00:03:58,197 --> 00:03:59,698 - Hello. - Hello. 16 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:02,284 The famous Pedro is here finally. 17 00:04:02,326 --> 00:04:03,452 How are you? 18 00:04:03,619 --> 00:04:05,204 - Fine, and you? - Fine. 19 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:09,750 He went "Pedro this, Pedro that, my cousin is the best." 20 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,126 Obviously. 21 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:13,128 I hope not to disappoint you. 22 00:04:13,504 --> 00:04:15,172 Martu was disappointed... 23 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:17,716 when she found out she had no chances with you. 24 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:18,675 Don't worry. 25 00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:19,885 Well. 26 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:20,928 Good trip? 27 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:23,180 Yes, I slept the whole time. 28 00:04:23,305 --> 00:04:24,306 Fine. 29 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:26,225 I'll go get a pen. 30 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:28,560 - Welcome. - Thanks. 31 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:31,772 Has the uncle given you the keys to the room? 32 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:34,483 Yes, they are in the bag, I'll give it to you later. 33 00:04:34,525 --> 00:04:36,527 Come, let's have a drink. 34 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,654 - Coke or what? - Fine. 35 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:39,780 Yes? 36 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:42,157 Table tennis. 37 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,993 - I'll defeat you. - We'll see. 38 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:00,717 That's Maxi, 39 00:05:00,843 --> 00:05:03,095 Lucas's friend, I told you he was coming. 40 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,472 He was in the club, remember? 41 00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:08,267 When you told me about some Maxi... 42 00:05:08,559 --> 00:05:11,395 I didn't know it was him, but we went to summer camp. 43 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,188 I think he is my age. 44 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,941 Yes, he is crazy, but he's good. 45 00:05:17,401 --> 00:05:18,485 Where's Lula? 46 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:22,614 Upstairs, with a friend, Martu, do you know her? 47 00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:25,450 Your friend told me she has no chances with me. 48 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:26,869 Right. 49 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:31,790 And Lucas is upstairs, lying in bed, maybe. 50 00:05:32,291 --> 00:05:34,543 By the way, how do we sleep? 51 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:36,753 It's complicated... 52 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:39,381 so I am with Lula in my parents' room... 53 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:41,216 the girls in Ana's room... 54 00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:44,803 and you in the room we stayed in last time... 55 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:47,222 with Lucas and with this... 56 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:48,557 Maxi. 57 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:52,394 Really? 58 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:55,647 Shall we? 59 00:06:19,463 --> 00:06:21,006 Use that one, because... 60 00:06:21,173 --> 00:06:23,217 I need the lamp to read. 61 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:25,177 - Sure? - Yes. 62 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:29,640 This and this. 63 00:06:32,351 --> 00:06:34,311 I'll use a T-shirt with this one... 64 00:06:34,353 --> 00:06:36,355 or you'll be itchy all night. 65 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,481 And this? 66 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,609 Such an idiot, I didn't see it. 67 00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:42,486 My backpack was covering it. 68 00:06:43,779 --> 00:06:46,198 I can't sleep without a pillow. 69 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:49,368 Thanks. 70 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:51,119 Are you staying... 71 00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:52,996 for the holidays or longer? 72 00:06:53,497 --> 00:06:55,040 Yes, that's the idea. 73 00:06:55,374 --> 00:06:56,375 Fine. 74 00:06:59,545 --> 00:07:01,964 I sleep with my short and shirt on... 75 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:03,298 so don't worry. 76 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:05,509 Right. 77 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:44,214 THE ASTRONAUT LOVERS 78 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:00,522 Can I sit there? 79 00:08:02,441 --> 00:08:03,400 Of course. 80 00:08:13,452 --> 00:08:14,786 It's nice, isn't it? 81 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:17,039 Yes, it's great. 82 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:24,421 Do you remember me? 83 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:26,089 Yes, from our childhood. 84 00:08:26,590 --> 00:08:27,716 I do, too. 85 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,184 So you are gay now. 86 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:41,980 Yes. 87 00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:43,482 What? 88 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:45,859 Nothing, the question. 89 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:48,403 Sorry, I have no filter. 90 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:55,786 You don't look gay, anyway. 91 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:00,332 Maybe, I don't know. 92 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:02,960 Such a silly comment. 93 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:05,963 That stuff about looking gay... 94 00:09:06,672 --> 00:09:07,631 I mean... 95 00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:11,510 If I were an astronaut you wouldn't ask that. 96 00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:13,554 I wouldn't ask that. 97 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,098 ...because you look like one. 98 00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:19,893 It's that... 99 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:21,562 my girlfriend, well... 100 00:09:22,104 --> 00:09:23,355 I had a girlfriend... 101 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,441 and she always told me I looked gay. 102 00:09:26,692 --> 00:09:28,110 I got really angry. 103 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,028 It infuriated me. 104 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:32,656 Up, stand. 105 00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:35,200 - Stand? - Stand. 106 00:09:35,868 --> 00:09:36,743 But... 107 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,037 To make it stand up I have to touch it... 108 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:40,706 and if I do it in front of you... 109 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:43,542 my girlfriend would be right. 110 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,002 Former girlfriend. 111 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:48,589 Stand up so I can see what your girl saw. 112 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:55,554 If you smoke light that you look a little gay. 113 00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:03,604 Do you know the... 114 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:07,024 the paradox of Pinocchio saying his nose will grow? 115 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,528 A paradox is something impossible. 116 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:12,654 Right, for example, 117 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,114 what happens if... 118 00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:17,242 an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? 119 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:19,369 Right. 120 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,371 Pinocchio's paradox... 121 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:24,416 is with his nose but I explain it with a dick. 122 00:10:26,585 --> 00:10:29,004 Listen, only if I lie... 123 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,590 my dick grows, right? 124 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:32,508 Yes. 125 00:10:32,508 --> 00:10:33,842 If I say... 126 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:35,594 "the moon is a square." 127 00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:37,804 It will grow because the moon is... 128 00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:39,848 - Round. - Right. 129 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:43,143 So, according to that law I say... 130 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,145 "my dick will grow." 131 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:46,855 Right. 132 00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:47,981 What'd happen? 133 00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:49,691 My dick will grow. 134 00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:51,235 Let's see. 135 00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:53,570 If you lie, it grows. 136 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,240 Let's say it's a lie. 137 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:57,491 It grows. 138 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,118 It wouldn't be a lie because it grew. 139 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,036 Exactly. 140 00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:02,704 That's the paradox. 141 00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:07,292 It's like an oxymoron, there's a contradiction. 142 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,211 I love that stuff. 143 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,258 My nose will grow. 144 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:19,221 Well... 145 00:11:21,223 --> 00:11:23,100 your girlfriend said you could be gay. 146 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,811 I haven't seen you in ten years... 147 00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:27,187 and you know I'm gay. 148 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:30,899 And you make me think in your hard dick. 149 00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:34,403 I don't know, but you look like a Martian. 150 00:11:35,571 --> 00:11:36,655 Maybe. 151 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:38,657 I'm a bit of a Martian. 152 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,578 How do you call these? 153 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:45,998 Ladybird. 154 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,083 Appropriate. 155 00:12:03,307 --> 00:12:04,391 This dinosaur. 156 00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:06,476 Weird. 157 00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:15,277 Let me see. 158 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,204 Can I see? 159 00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:26,997 Can I keep one? 160 00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:28,081 Yes, of course. 161 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,125 - I have noticed them. - Pick one. 162 00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:38,342 Four years, from 10 to 14. 163 00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:39,718 - Ok. - Yes. 164 00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:43,430 I thought you were born here and then went to Spain. 165 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:46,683 No, I was born in Madrid, my mother is Spanish... 166 00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:48,393 and my father is Argentinean. 167 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,604 He went there, met my mother, 168 00:12:50,646 --> 00:12:51,605 they had me, 169 00:12:51,647 --> 00:12:54,650 and we returned here when I was 10. 170 00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:58,612 And you didn't keep the B.A. accent? 171 00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:04,201 A little, but they harassed me at school so I changed it. 172 00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:06,203 Four years isn't enough. 173 00:13:06,537 --> 00:13:07,371 Did you go-? 174 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,455 Your turn. 175 00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:09,540 - Mine? - Yes. 176 00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:16,588 - Against? - The loser. 177 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:17,548 Good luck. 178 00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:35,524 We have to pick the movies. 179 00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:36,525 - Not me. - Not me. 180 00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:45,492 Maxi. 181 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,245 No, guys, don't. 182 00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:50,831 You know him, he is a dick. 183 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:53,166 He loves you, he wants to fuck you. 184 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:55,419 - Where's Pedro? - In the bathroom. 185 00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:57,212 Tell him to go. 186 00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:00,591 Tell him the guy is hot and he'll go. 187 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,342 I'll go, I lost. 188 00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:05,929 Imagine Pedro there... 189 00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:09,183 Spanish, "Do you have Sex, Lies and Videotapes?" 190 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,685 The wanker talking. 191 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,812 You go to shops with hot women. 192 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,440 Just a coincidence. 193 00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:17,482 And you? 194 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,153 You ask the life guard about the flags. 195 00:14:21,153 --> 00:14:22,029 Come on. 196 00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:25,157 She forgets the meaning every year. 197 00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:40,339 Two things. 198 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:41,590 Can you help me? 199 00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:44,843 Help you pee? 200 00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:48,096 No, if we can go to the video store. 201 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,224 Video store? 202 00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:53,435 To the past? Nothing changed since I left. 203 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,313 No, in the center, there's a book shop... 204 00:14:56,355 --> 00:14:59,233 that rents movies, we have no wi-fi here. 205 00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:02,236 The owner makes me uncomfortable, 206 00:15:02,236 --> 00:15:04,029 he is heavy... 207 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,541 Why did you stop talking? 208 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,000 - Nothing. - Nothing. 209 00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:22,756 Just that, if I go with you, maybe- 210 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,091 You are uncomfortable. 211 00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:25,759 Because he is a dick. 212 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,433 Or because he wants to suck your dick? 213 00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:36,061 Yes, that. 214 00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:37,437 I couldn't say it. 215 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,564 You couldn't? 216 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:41,608 You have faggot, nancy, pancy, 217 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,986 fairy, a thousand words. 218 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,532 Poofter, queen, and my favorite, crab. 219 00:15:48,866 --> 00:15:49,867 Crab? 220 00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:51,201 It walks backwards. 221 00:16:09,887 --> 00:16:10,888 What did Juan say? 222 00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:15,184 He said "Duro de Matar"... 223 00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:18,187 and the girls said "Big". 224 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:19,313 Duro de Matar? 225 00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:23,108 With Bruce Willis, Nakatomi Plaza, 226 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,526 Severus from Harry Potter. 227 00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:25,736 Jungla de Cristal. 228 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:27,863 Jungla de Cristal? 229 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,199 You are worse than us with names. 230 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,408 I love this movie. 231 00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:35,662 What's your favorite? A classic one. 232 00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:39,082 Blade Runner. 233 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,251 Nice choice. 234 00:16:41,502 --> 00:16:42,503 Mine is... 235 00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:44,296 True Romance. 236 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:45,380 True Romance? 237 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:47,716 Amor a Quemarropa. 238 00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:50,093 Screenplay by Tarantino, sister movies. 239 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,095 Brothers. 240 00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:55,015 No, the directors are brothers, the movies are sisters. 241 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,100 What do you mean? 242 00:16:57,768 --> 00:16:59,061 Watch them together. 243 00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:04,023 Like playing Alice and Dark Side of the Moon? 244 00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,526 Not that much, 245 00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:07,653 play them and you'll see... 246 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,154 I don't know... 247 00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,406 I can't explain, but they are sisters. 248 00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:13,867 Some things can't be explained. 249 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:18,288 Like when you don't lie, it shouldn't go hard... 250 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:19,830 but it happens anyway. 251 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:20,790 Exactly. 252 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:23,836 I'm Pinocchio, my big nose will grow. 253 00:17:24,837 --> 00:17:25,921 Big nose? 254 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:27,464 Seems like a lie. 255 00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:30,968 You'll see it one day, but yes... 256 00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,220 I tend to exaggerate. 257 00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:37,432 One day you can give me a hand. 258 00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:38,684 Or two. 259 00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:41,436 What movie are you looking for? 260 00:17:42,563 --> 00:17:45,190 "Edward Scissorhands." I'll grab yours nice then. 261 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,692 Shut up. 262 00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:49,736 Why cutting the only thing that suits me? 263 00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:52,197 "Man on the Moon," Milos Forman. 264 00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:53,532 Everything suits. 265 00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:55,534 You must get to it. 266 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,126 What about Pedro? Nice, isn't he? 267 00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:06,378 Yes, a genius. 268 00:18:09,882 --> 00:18:10,799 You know... 269 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:13,010 when Juan said he was coming... 270 00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:15,053 my inner Neardenthal appeared. 271 00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:16,138 Neanderthal. 272 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,725 - What did I say? - Neardenthal. 273 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:21,768 It's Neanderthal. 274 00:18:21,894 --> 00:18:24,229 Nothing to do with teeth. 275 00:18:25,314 --> 00:18:26,148 Well... 276 00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:30,527 the inner Neanderthal appeared. 277 00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:34,948 I thought it was weird, but I was paranoid. 278 00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:37,659 What can he do? Stare at my ass? 279 00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:38,827 My underwear? 280 00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,579 - That underwear? - Yes. 281 00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:42,080 You hairy ass. 282 00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:43,790 Hairy, isn't it? 283 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,584 You aren't the first to tell me that. 284 00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:47,544 And I won't be the last. 285 00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,756 I thought of removing it... 286 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,509 I have a lot of hair, from neck to ass... 287 00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:54,551 constant hair. 288 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:56,261 Someone might like that. 289 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:57,721 I don't know. 290 00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:00,307 Well, about Pedro... 291 00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:04,561 Being next to you... 292 00:19:05,479 --> 00:19:07,564 I'm invisible, just like with girls. 293 00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:11,860 So, he has your ass to stare at, if he wants. 294 00:19:12,361 --> 00:19:13,570 I'm not worried. 295 00:19:17,533 --> 00:19:19,493 What was that? 296 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,330 What? How do they call my ass? 297 00:19:23,497 --> 00:19:25,332 How we call your ass. 298 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:28,836 Big Brother's house. 299 00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:30,212 Why? 300 00:19:30,254 --> 00:19:32,631 Many wanted to go in to see how it feels. 301 00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:35,551 His knee vibrated. 302 00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:37,302 Weird. 303 00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:39,179 Weird, but also scary. 304 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:40,222 Yes. 305 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,391 No way. 306 00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:44,518 Pedro, do you want to come? 307 00:19:44,977 --> 00:19:46,520 - With us. - Where? 308 00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,897 We'll go to Pinamar, to buy clothes, lunch... 309 00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:50,148 and enjoy the beach. 310 00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:51,608 The beach? 311 00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:54,695 Yes, I didn't buy a new swimsuit... 312 00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:58,282 so it can be seen by a man who walks lonely towns. 313 00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:01,785 Maxi was asleep... 314 00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:04,496 he was watching TV all night so he won't come. 315 00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:07,040 Yes, I prefer to go to the beach here. 316 00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:09,543 Shall we? 317 00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:11,628 Wait until I finish my coffee. 318 00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:14,965 Sorry, love, I thought you were ready. 319 00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:16,717 Vero? 320 00:20:17,134 --> 00:20:20,345 She slept at a friend's. We'll pick her up. 321 00:20:23,182 --> 00:20:24,391 Don't you want to come? 322 00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:27,144 No, another day. 323 00:20:30,439 --> 00:20:32,357 Come on, Lu, hurry up. 324 00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:33,609 Well, wait. 325 00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:36,987 Busy morning. 326 00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:38,488 See you. 327 00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:41,533 Bye. 328 00:20:42,201 --> 00:20:43,535 - Bye. - Bye. 329 00:24:33,307 --> 00:24:34,850 You have a nice body. 330 00:24:35,142 --> 00:24:36,476 You used to be skinny. 331 00:24:37,227 --> 00:24:38,395 Now you see it? 332 00:24:43,609 --> 00:24:44,902 Finally awake? 333 00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:46,486 Yes. 334 00:24:48,572 --> 00:24:49,781 Or am I dreaming? 335 00:24:55,245 --> 00:24:56,330 What do you do? 336 00:24:56,914 --> 00:24:57,873 About what? 337 00:24:58,165 --> 00:24:59,166 With your body. 338 00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:00,751 Sports? 339 00:25:02,127 --> 00:25:03,045 Nothing. 340 00:25:04,379 --> 00:25:05,088 And you? 341 00:25:05,214 --> 00:25:05,923 What? 342 00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:07,549 Do you like my body? 343 00:25:07,883 --> 00:25:09,635 - No. - Don't lie. 344 00:25:10,219 --> 00:25:11,220 Why? 345 00:25:12,012 --> 00:25:13,055 I don't know... 346 00:25:13,597 --> 00:25:15,641 you like boys. 347 00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:16,808 Not all of them. 348 00:25:17,851 --> 00:25:19,019 Do you like me? 349 00:25:19,728 --> 00:25:21,396 - No. - Liar. 350 00:25:21,522 --> 00:25:22,231 No. 351 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:27,861 I don't focus on bodies... 352 00:25:28,362 --> 00:25:30,072 but yours is nice. 353 00:25:30,739 --> 00:25:31,907 No? What do you focus on? 354 00:25:32,407 --> 00:25:34,993 The size of the dick, pull it out and we'll see. 355 00:25:36,787 --> 00:25:37,829 Anyway... 356 00:25:38,497 --> 00:25:40,958 better that way, there's no tension. 357 00:25:42,251 --> 00:25:43,627 I can play hard. 358 00:25:45,504 --> 00:25:48,841 I can grab a beer without you staring at my ass. 359 00:25:49,508 --> 00:25:51,468 Well, I'm sure you've done it. 360 00:25:51,802 --> 00:25:53,095 Lucas says I have... 361 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,472 That my ass is like an albino penguin. 362 00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:57,224 You can't help but stare. 363 00:25:58,141 --> 00:25:59,059 Well. 364 00:25:59,685 --> 00:26:00,727 It's what I got. 365 00:26:02,563 --> 00:26:04,815 - And you? - I did stare at yours. 366 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,568 Sports, I mean. 367 00:26:10,112 --> 00:26:11,363 A bit of everything. 368 00:26:12,406 --> 00:26:15,617 Martial arts, running, gym. 369 00:26:16,535 --> 00:26:17,619 I... 370 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:19,663 I have a lot of energy. 371 00:26:20,873 --> 00:26:22,583 And problems with handling it. 372 00:26:23,667 --> 00:26:25,252 I need to vent it. 373 00:26:28,881 --> 00:26:30,215 Lingerie catalog. 374 00:26:30,465 --> 00:26:31,383 What? 375 00:26:32,342 --> 00:26:34,928 Lucas says it looks like a lingerie catalog. 376 00:26:35,387 --> 00:26:36,180 Why? 377 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,307 Because men also look at it. 378 00:26:40,058 --> 00:26:42,686 Dude, the dick and the ass. 379 00:26:43,145 --> 00:26:45,480 You know how they call my balls? 380 00:26:45,814 --> 00:26:46,481 How? 381 00:26:46,523 --> 00:26:47,316 Kittens. 382 00:26:47,441 --> 00:26:49,276 Everyone wants to stroke them. 383 00:26:52,404 --> 00:26:53,363 Well. 384 00:27:03,415 --> 00:27:05,334 When I go to a gay disco... 385 00:27:06,168 --> 00:27:07,836 some guy approaches and says... 386 00:27:07,961 --> 00:27:09,546 "You aren't an astronaut, are you?" 387 00:27:09,922 --> 00:27:11,507 And I say "dude, I am an astronaut." 388 00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:14,009 And I think "this asshole, 389 00:27:14,176 --> 00:27:17,971 why else would I be here than for docking?" 390 00:27:18,138 --> 00:27:21,517 To start the rocket engine. 391 00:27:21,517 --> 00:27:23,769 You don't look gay at first sight. 392 00:27:29,608 --> 00:27:31,777 We should see about your girlfriend. 393 00:27:33,445 --> 00:27:34,279 What? 394 00:27:34,488 --> 00:27:36,031 She said you looked gay. 395 00:27:36,532 --> 00:27:37,908 We must find out why. 396 00:27:38,283 --> 00:27:40,369 And we have to know how you are in bed... 397 00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:41,453 that's the key. 398 00:27:41,954 --> 00:27:44,122 Right, you tell me once we go to bed. 399 00:27:44,790 --> 00:27:46,083 Once we go to bed? 400 00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:48,752 If we do it, it's done. 401 00:27:48,794 --> 00:27:51,255 I picture us in space... 402 00:27:51,296 --> 00:27:54,466 my milky way in your face, and I saying... 403 00:27:54,633 --> 00:27:57,010 "I don't know if you are an astronaut." 404 00:27:57,803 --> 00:27:59,137 You asshole. 405 00:27:59,346 --> 00:28:00,848 Yes, asshole. 406 00:28:00,973 --> 00:28:03,517 But you mentioned bed knowing I'm an astronaut. 407 00:28:03,767 --> 00:28:05,978 No astronaut would reject seeing the stars. 408 00:28:06,311 --> 00:28:08,063 Least of all in this super-rocket. 409 00:28:08,814 --> 00:28:10,524 Super-rocket? 410 00:28:10,941 --> 00:28:12,943 I need a translator, I'm lost. 411 00:28:13,443 --> 00:28:16,071 I know faggot is astronaut... 412 00:28:16,572 --> 00:28:18,615 but I don't know if super-rocket 413 00:28:18,949 --> 00:28:21,368 is your truck, you, or your dick. 414 00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:24,663 We should do research. 415 00:28:24,705 --> 00:28:25,539 This one. 416 00:28:26,290 --> 00:28:27,916 Got it. Perfect. 417 00:28:27,958 --> 00:28:29,626 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 418 00:28:32,546 --> 00:28:33,297 Let's go. 419 00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:38,302 Google. 420 00:28:38,552 --> 00:28:39,845 Super-rocket. 421 00:28:41,471 --> 00:28:43,682 Noun, singular. Listen. 422 00:28:44,641 --> 00:28:48,395 Firework made of a hard tube with powder... 423 00:28:48,729 --> 00:28:50,272 attached to... 424 00:28:50,564 --> 00:28:51,982 two fire balls... 425 00:28:53,275 --> 00:28:55,694 resulting in an explosion under high pressure... 426 00:28:55,736 --> 00:28:57,529 or friction launching... 427 00:28:58,739 --> 00:29:00,991 Launching a fierce ejaculation 428 00:29:01,158 --> 00:29:02,993 of fireworks. 429 00:29:03,869 --> 00:29:05,621 Dude, it wasn't the truck... 430 00:29:05,662 --> 00:29:07,164 it was clearly your dick. 431 00:29:07,164 --> 00:29:10,250 I thought you were saying the rocket was the truck... 432 00:29:10,292 --> 00:29:11,877 an innocent remark. 433 00:29:12,753 --> 00:29:16,548 I'm fine knowing you want me to sit in your artifact. 434 00:29:17,090 --> 00:29:18,300 Fucker. 435 00:29:18,509 --> 00:29:19,801 That's hit and run. 436 00:29:22,095 --> 00:29:22,971 Well... 437 00:29:23,430 --> 00:29:24,890 let he who is without sin. 438 00:29:24,932 --> 00:29:26,308 You are without fish. 439 00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:30,979 You say you like fish, I'd say you prefer eel. 440 00:29:33,607 --> 00:29:34,691 You idiot. 441 00:29:36,735 --> 00:29:37,945 Bond, true. 442 00:29:37,986 --> 00:29:39,029 Bond. 443 00:29:41,198 --> 00:29:42,533 Right, verb. 444 00:29:42,658 --> 00:29:45,118 To establish a bond, as between two friends. 445 00:29:45,202 --> 00:29:47,496 Friends, it doesn't say fucking. 446 00:29:48,205 --> 00:29:49,248 But there's more. 447 00:29:49,915 --> 00:29:51,416 Bond, verb. 448 00:29:51,667 --> 00:29:55,337 To hold or be held together, bind, connect... 449 00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:57,840 as by a rope or an adhesive. 450 00:29:58,966 --> 00:30:00,050 That's close. 451 00:30:00,092 --> 00:30:01,635 A little. 452 00:30:01,677 --> 00:30:03,846 Like, if I said, you have to bond me... 453 00:30:03,971 --> 00:30:06,515 before knowing if I am gay. 454 00:30:06,515 --> 00:30:07,182 Right. 455 00:30:07,224 --> 00:30:10,811 And I behind you saying "sorry, you may be a bit gay." 456 00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:12,354 Idiot. 457 00:30:13,981 --> 00:30:16,650 To fuck me, you'll have to bond. 458 00:30:16,775 --> 00:30:18,277 The second one, tying me up. 459 00:30:18,277 --> 00:30:19,069 No. 460 00:30:19,778 --> 00:30:21,947 I could never tie anyone against their will. 461 00:30:21,947 --> 00:30:22,948 No, I couldn't either. 462 00:30:22,990 --> 00:30:24,616 I don't change others' orbits. 463 00:30:27,327 --> 00:30:29,371 Ours is an impossible love, what can we do? 464 00:30:29,788 --> 00:30:32,791 We can be best friends forever, I force no one into my rocket... 465 00:30:32,791 --> 00:30:34,960 you force no one into yours. 466 00:30:37,421 --> 00:30:39,089 Which one of us is crazier? 467 00:30:40,215 --> 00:30:41,133 I'd say... 468 00:30:41,842 --> 00:30:42,926 neck and neck. 469 00:30:43,343 --> 00:30:44,761 I mean this neck. 470 00:30:45,596 --> 00:30:47,181 For this one, I need beer. 471 00:30:51,310 --> 00:30:53,353 Am I playing hard too much? 472 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,105 Shut up. No. 473 00:30:55,230 --> 00:30:57,316 Play hard, it makes me laugh. 474 00:30:57,316 --> 00:30:58,859 Fine, better that way. 475 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:02,112 What's that? 476 00:31:04,907 --> 00:31:07,367 With beer he lets others suck his dick. 477 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:15,959 It works. 478 00:31:16,168 --> 00:31:18,086 It's not that part where it gets stuck... 479 00:31:18,086 --> 00:31:19,546 it's when they fish. 480 00:31:20,797 --> 00:31:21,798 It works here. 481 00:31:22,424 --> 00:31:25,385 Right, 200 movies worked, this one didn't. 482 00:31:25,427 --> 00:31:27,596 It must be the movie, not the player. 483 00:31:30,807 --> 00:31:32,726 It's perfect here, it must be your player. 484 00:31:32,851 --> 00:31:35,103 Do you think I don't want to pay? 485 00:31:35,145 --> 00:31:36,939 There's no difference if I pay or don't. 486 00:31:36,980 --> 00:31:38,690 We rent movies all the time. 487 00:31:38,732 --> 00:31:41,401 Relax, it's a movie. It's ok. 488 00:31:42,653 --> 00:31:44,071 We'll take these ones. 489 00:31:45,113 --> 00:31:46,114 Thanks. 490 00:31:48,492 --> 00:31:49,159 Easy. 491 00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:57,167 God. 492 00:31:57,668 --> 00:31:58,669 Such an asshole. 493 00:31:58,794 --> 00:32:01,046 I mean, I'm the client, I'm right. 494 00:32:01,088 --> 00:32:03,131 If you treat me right, I come back. Easy. 495 00:32:04,216 --> 00:32:06,635 He thought we were dating, it kills him. 496 00:32:07,052 --> 00:32:08,387 Why did he think that? 497 00:32:08,846 --> 00:32:10,305 Well, I told him... 498 00:32:10,764 --> 00:32:13,058 "My partner is choosing, he'll bring the rest." 499 00:32:14,393 --> 00:32:15,561 Your partner? 500 00:32:15,978 --> 00:32:16,854 At table tennis. 501 00:32:17,563 --> 00:32:18,397 Did I lie? 502 00:32:22,359 --> 00:32:24,903 It kills him, I'm with an Adonis and he's my boyfriend. 503 00:32:35,581 --> 00:32:36,874 I'd have wanted 504 00:32:37,708 --> 00:32:38,876 to go back at night 505 00:32:39,293 --> 00:32:41,712 and break that asshole's windows. 506 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,422 It's over, done. 507 00:32:43,714 --> 00:32:45,382 He is an asshole. 508 00:32:45,382 --> 00:32:46,592 I know, I know. 509 00:32:48,594 --> 00:32:50,721 When I was a kid, I broke everything. 510 00:32:51,221 --> 00:32:52,139 - Yes? - Yes. 511 00:32:52,514 --> 00:32:53,599 Therapy, obviously. 512 00:32:54,266 --> 00:32:56,018 Now I've calmed down. 513 00:32:56,310 --> 00:32:59,396 Breaking stuff relaxes me. 514 00:33:01,648 --> 00:33:03,025 Don't worry... 515 00:33:03,233 --> 00:33:05,444 I won't break your ass, I love you. 516 00:33:07,946 --> 00:33:10,532 Besides, I don't have an Apollo 20... 517 00:33:10,574 --> 00:33:15,329 I have an Apollo 15, 16, maybe 17. 518 00:33:21,084 --> 00:33:21,960 As a friend says... 519 00:33:22,669 --> 00:33:23,921 the ass has no gender. 520 00:33:27,007 --> 00:33:28,634 With a little perseverance, maybe. 521 00:33:31,220 --> 00:33:32,721 It's a question of persevering. 522 00:33:34,348 --> 00:33:35,599 Persevering, my friend. 523 00:33:48,862 --> 00:33:50,531 The first day we met you told me... 524 00:33:50,572 --> 00:33:52,032 "I'm gonna love you." 525 00:33:52,783 --> 00:33:54,868 No, I said "I'm gonna lone, you." 526 00:33:55,702 --> 00:33:56,787 I'm serious... 527 00:33:57,246 --> 00:33:59,540 What if you end up falling in love with me? 528 00:34:04,628 --> 00:34:05,838 I'll break your heart. 529 00:34:09,591 --> 00:34:10,926 It's a joke, idiot. 530 00:34:12,261 --> 00:34:13,262 Asshole. 531 00:34:13,469 --> 00:34:15,681 Don't listen to me, I speak nonsense. 532 00:34:16,348 --> 00:34:18,433 Besides, as if everyone fell for him. 533 00:34:18,891 --> 00:34:21,270 I'm sure everyone falls and so you joke about it. 534 00:34:21,478 --> 00:34:22,228 No. 535 00:34:22,646 --> 00:34:24,690 They just want me for a space flight... 536 00:34:24,731 --> 00:34:26,149 and I'm left alone in Mars. 537 00:34:26,190 --> 00:34:27,275 Like Marvin. 538 00:34:29,820 --> 00:34:31,071 I know how this ends. 539 00:34:31,822 --> 00:34:32,656 How? 540 00:34:33,197 --> 00:34:35,576 You fall for me, mi dick in your ass, 541 00:34:35,617 --> 00:34:37,578 I break your heart, and you break my face. 542 00:34:38,536 --> 00:34:40,706 No, I could never. 543 00:34:41,790 --> 00:34:43,083 Fall for another guy? 544 00:34:43,708 --> 00:34:44,960 No, breaking your face. 545 00:34:48,672 --> 00:34:51,425 I'm in love with you, I can't accept it so... 546 00:34:51,884 --> 00:34:52,759 I make jokes. 547 00:34:54,219 --> 00:34:56,304 We better not break anything. 548 00:34:56,304 --> 00:34:57,347 Right. 549 00:34:57,681 --> 00:34:58,599 Deal. 550 00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:06,565 Is your dick that big that it'll break my ass? 551 00:35:08,817 --> 00:35:09,860 Mega-rocket. 552 00:35:11,111 --> 00:35:13,322 My ass closed, I killed an ant. 553 00:35:14,198 --> 00:35:16,533 Don't worry, it's elastic, nothing breaks. 554 00:35:17,993 --> 00:35:20,329 Nothing breaks, everything's transformed. 555 00:35:23,415 --> 00:35:24,333 It's true. 556 00:35:25,167 --> 00:35:28,504 The size of my turds after eating so much meat... 557 00:35:28,504 --> 00:35:29,630 and yet... 558 00:35:30,547 --> 00:35:31,715 no problem. 559 00:35:32,090 --> 00:35:33,300 All-terrain ass. 560 00:35:33,967 --> 00:35:35,135 Four by four. 561 00:35:37,137 --> 00:35:38,347 In four by four. 562 00:35:48,565 --> 00:35:50,442 How's Anxioustin Timberlake? 563 00:35:50,817 --> 00:35:51,735 Relaxed? 564 00:35:51,860 --> 00:35:53,153 Yes, better. 565 00:35:58,075 --> 00:35:59,159 Did you know... 566 00:35:59,409 --> 00:36:02,538 53 years have passed since the first Argentinean... 567 00:36:02,538 --> 00:36:04,331 was almost in space? 568 00:36:04,831 --> 00:36:05,624 A monkey. 569 00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:08,293 Then he lived two more years in Cordoba. 570 00:36:10,003 --> 00:36:11,380 You get worse and worse. 571 00:36:11,380 --> 00:36:12,923 - More and more idiot. - It's a fact. 572 00:36:16,844 --> 00:36:17,803 Shall I turn? 573 00:36:17,803 --> 00:36:18,679 Why? 574 00:36:19,137 --> 00:36:20,180 So you don't worry. 575 00:36:21,223 --> 00:36:22,432 I'm not ashamed. 576 00:36:23,725 --> 00:36:24,768 Not at all? 577 00:36:24,852 --> 00:36:25,644 No. 578 00:36:26,937 --> 00:36:28,564 Show me your alleged missile. 579 00:36:29,189 --> 00:36:30,482 You'll be disappointed. 580 00:36:30,732 --> 00:36:32,985 Asleep like this is not that big. 581 00:36:32,985 --> 00:36:34,152 Come on. 582 00:36:36,238 --> 00:36:37,406 Nice dick. 583 00:36:39,283 --> 00:36:40,701 If you see mine you'll faint. 584 00:36:46,373 --> 00:36:47,541 Is it that nice? 585 00:36:47,916 --> 00:36:48,667 Yes. 586 00:36:49,251 --> 00:36:50,335 A beautiful missile. 587 00:36:51,295 --> 00:36:53,213 I won't show it or you'll fall in love. 588 00:36:54,464 --> 00:36:56,925 I won't fell just because you show me your dick. 589 00:36:57,467 --> 00:37:00,762 Not for me, for my dick. 590 00:37:01,847 --> 00:37:02,556 Really. 591 00:37:02,764 --> 00:37:05,475 My girls were more in love with my dick than with me. 592 00:37:10,022 --> 00:37:12,983 Another day, if it looks better, like in the morning, 593 00:37:13,025 --> 00:37:14,234 I'll show it. 594 00:37:15,736 --> 00:37:16,778 You don't have the balls. 595 00:37:17,613 --> 00:37:19,740 Yes, I have. Pretty big ones. 596 00:37:20,908 --> 00:37:22,993 You have no balls to show me your hard dick. 597 00:37:24,494 --> 00:37:25,412 We'll see. 598 00:37:49,269 --> 00:37:50,103 Maxi. 599 00:37:51,647 --> 00:37:53,357 - What's up? - How are you? 600 00:37:54,107 --> 00:37:54,900 Fine. 601 00:38:37,484 --> 00:38:38,902 - Hello. - Hi, hello. 602 00:38:38,902 --> 00:38:40,654 - What's up? - How are you? 603 00:38:40,904 --> 00:38:42,573 - Sabrina. - Pedro. 604 00:38:43,490 --> 00:38:45,200 - Everything ok? - Fine. 605 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,035 Did you know the place? Like it? 606 00:38:47,077 --> 00:38:52,332 Yes, I lived in Buenos Aires from 10 to 14. 607 00:38:52,791 --> 00:38:55,335 I'm half Argetinean, my mother is Spanish... 608 00:38:55,335 --> 00:38:56,837 but my father is Argentinean. 609 00:38:56,879 --> 00:38:58,046 So you know it. 610 00:38:58,088 --> 00:39:00,966 Yes, in fact, we lived in the same hood, 611 00:39:00,966 --> 00:39:02,551 we went to summer camp. 612 00:39:02,551 --> 00:39:03,635 Crazy. 613 00:39:03,635 --> 00:39:05,304 Crazy finding him when old. 614 00:39:05,470 --> 00:39:06,305 Yes. 615 00:39:07,806 --> 00:39:09,391 He was ugly as a kid. 616 00:39:09,850 --> 00:39:11,518 Now he is more beautiful. 617 00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:12,686 You're bad. 618 00:39:13,645 --> 00:39:14,563 Bad. 619 00:39:16,231 --> 00:39:17,816 I was leaving. 620 00:39:18,066 --> 00:39:19,026 Well. 621 00:39:19,026 --> 00:39:20,319 But I'll write. 622 00:39:20,319 --> 00:39:21,862 - Ok, we'll speak. - Ok. 623 00:39:21,862 --> 00:39:23,280 - Thanks. - Bye. 624 00:39:23,405 --> 00:39:24,406 Bye. 625 00:39:29,203 --> 00:39:30,662 She is my ex, Sabrina. 626 00:39:32,039 --> 00:39:33,832 I was going to bump into her for sure. 627 00:39:35,209 --> 00:39:36,627 Why did you kiss me? 628 00:39:38,921 --> 00:39:41,882 She asked about you, she knows my friends. 629 00:39:42,591 --> 00:39:43,383 So? 630 00:39:44,301 --> 00:39:47,638 You'll laugh, but I told her you were my boyfriend. 631 00:39:50,974 --> 00:39:51,850 Your boyfriend? 632 00:39:51,892 --> 00:39:54,353 Yes, I am on holidays with my boyfriend. 633 00:39:54,811 --> 00:39:56,313 Did she buy it? 634 00:39:56,647 --> 00:39:59,983 She pretended she did, but I don't think so. 635 00:40:01,193 --> 00:40:02,861 Why did you say that? 636 00:40:02,861 --> 00:40:04,947 I don't know, it just happened... 637 00:40:05,405 --> 00:40:07,741 because I didn't want to look straight like before... 638 00:40:07,783 --> 00:40:10,536 and maybe if I said that I could see her again. 639 00:40:11,912 --> 00:40:13,080 Do you still like her? 640 00:40:13,539 --> 00:40:14,331 Yes. 641 00:40:22,089 --> 00:40:23,590 What were you saying? 642 00:40:25,676 --> 00:40:27,219 Nothing. 643 00:40:28,303 --> 00:40:31,348 That we broke up because I was close-minded... 644 00:40:31,682 --> 00:40:35,269 and added to my problem in my head... 645 00:40:36,436 --> 00:40:38,438 made us grow apart. 646 00:40:38,897 --> 00:40:40,858 But that was the kick-off. 647 00:40:41,191 --> 00:40:42,526 She told me that... 648 00:40:43,944 --> 00:40:46,822 if I was too afraid of doing a threesome... 649 00:40:46,864 --> 00:40:49,908 was probably because I was afraid of falling for him. 650 00:40:51,368 --> 00:40:52,870 Not a bad theory. 651 00:40:53,412 --> 00:40:54,830 It's weird... 652 00:40:55,581 --> 00:40:58,083 that two girlfriends thought you are a bit gay. 653 00:41:00,085 --> 00:41:01,003 Right. 654 00:41:01,461 --> 00:41:03,547 Maybe I have a certain percentage. 655 00:41:04,548 --> 00:41:07,342 You saw my dick but didn't grab it. 656 00:41:11,096 --> 00:41:12,848 But I'm a romantic... 657 00:41:13,182 --> 00:41:14,683 I don't dive right in a dick. 658 00:41:16,643 --> 00:41:18,979 Romantic or not, you don't dive in dicks. 659 00:41:19,563 --> 00:41:21,064 You dive in the back. 660 00:41:22,232 --> 00:41:24,735 I'm telling this to prevent a tear. 661 00:41:25,027 --> 00:41:27,112 If you want, we can have sword fights... 662 00:41:27,112 --> 00:41:29,448 but to enter my universe, use the black hole. 663 00:41:39,583 --> 00:41:41,084 What do we do then? 664 00:41:41,668 --> 00:41:42,503 About what? 665 00:41:43,045 --> 00:41:44,171 About Sabrina. 666 00:41:44,213 --> 00:41:46,715 Aer you in? Would you come to the party and that? 667 00:41:48,467 --> 00:41:49,593 It'll cost you a lot. 668 00:41:50,469 --> 00:41:51,720 I'll bend the knee. 669 00:41:52,262 --> 00:41:53,597 You asshole. 670 00:42:03,232 --> 00:42:04,233 Yes? 671 00:42:04,816 --> 00:42:06,109 How much longer? 672 00:42:07,903 --> 00:42:08,820 Come in. 673 00:42:11,865 --> 00:42:14,243 I'm having a bath, I've just got in. 674 00:42:14,952 --> 00:42:16,995 I'm shitting myself, but I can wait. 675 00:42:17,663 --> 00:42:19,289 Take a dump, it's ok. 676 00:42:19,289 --> 00:42:21,333 - Sure? - Yes. 677 00:42:23,460 --> 00:42:24,586 Sorry. 678 00:42:25,003 --> 00:42:27,840 Martina is having a bath, someone clogged the other one. 679 00:42:27,923 --> 00:42:30,050 Shit has a bad reputation. 680 00:42:30,050 --> 00:42:31,844 I'll close it, don't peek. 681 00:42:51,655 --> 00:42:53,949 The capsule is ready to be expelled 682 00:42:53,991 --> 00:42:55,492 from the mother ship. 683 00:42:55,534 --> 00:42:57,786 It's moved on the belt. 684 00:42:57,828 --> 00:43:01,582 The door opens and it's launched into space. 685 00:43:01,623 --> 00:43:03,667 If I laugh I can't take a dump. 686 00:43:16,638 --> 00:43:17,848 Pedro... 687 00:43:18,515 --> 00:43:21,018 if we fucked, if I were gay... 688 00:43:21,268 --> 00:43:22,644 and we were a couple... 689 00:43:23,395 --> 00:43:24,855 what would you prefer? 690 00:43:26,899 --> 00:43:29,276 Fucking a guy doesn't make you gay. 691 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:31,320 What? 692 00:43:32,362 --> 00:43:35,574 There are porn actors who fucked guys and aren't gay. 693 00:43:36,116 --> 00:43:39,870 There are gays who die without touching a dick. 694 00:43:42,122 --> 00:43:43,832 What makes you gay, then? 695 00:43:45,834 --> 00:43:46,793 Desire. 696 00:43:48,378 --> 00:43:50,130 And love, I guess. 697 00:43:57,513 --> 00:43:58,722 What's that smell? 698 00:44:01,934 --> 00:44:04,102 You didn't answer, what do you like? 699 00:44:06,897 --> 00:44:08,815 Well, taste depends on... 700 00:44:11,109 --> 00:44:13,111 Sometimes I like being the astronaut 701 00:44:13,153 --> 00:44:15,489 who discovers the planet and puts the flag. 702 00:44:16,156 --> 00:44:18,200 And sometimes I like being the planet. 703 00:44:18,825 --> 00:44:19,993 It depends... 704 00:44:20,994 --> 00:44:23,205 on the astronaut... 705 00:44:23,539 --> 00:44:24,790 and the planet. 706 00:44:25,374 --> 00:44:28,001 You have a nice planet, round. 707 00:44:28,126 --> 00:44:29,253 I don't know. 708 00:44:29,419 --> 00:44:33,298 You rant about "you want my dick, you want it." 709 00:44:33,298 --> 00:44:36,426 And you want to enter this ass so much I can't believe it. 710 00:44:36,468 --> 00:44:37,678 I'm a bit scared. 711 00:44:38,512 --> 00:44:39,429 Well... 712 00:44:39,429 --> 00:44:40,430 that's gravity, 713 00:44:40,472 --> 00:44:42,599 the closer the bodies, the more they attract. 714 00:44:42,683 --> 00:44:45,394 The gravity is the naturalness you accept 715 00:44:45,435 --> 00:44:47,062 you want to eat me. 716 00:44:52,860 --> 00:44:56,363 Now I'm wiping my ass, don't peek, I have a limit. 717 00:44:56,738 --> 00:44:59,241 I haven't peeked, why do it now? 718 00:44:59,992 --> 00:45:01,869 What do you think of me? 719 00:45:01,910 --> 00:45:05,497 Some risk going blind in order to see the sun. 720 00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,348 It'll be cold, grab a jacket. 721 00:45:23,724 --> 00:45:24,349 Right. 722 00:45:26,810 --> 00:45:27,853 Is this one right? 723 00:45:29,146 --> 00:45:29,730 Yes. 724 00:45:33,525 --> 00:45:35,569 Shouldn't I look more gay? 725 00:45:35,736 --> 00:45:37,446 More gay than holding my hand? 726 00:45:37,487 --> 00:45:38,739 So we'll hold hands. 727 00:45:38,906 --> 00:45:40,407 I'm joking, asshole. 728 00:45:42,034 --> 00:45:44,870 It's offensive to dress up to look more gay. 729 00:45:45,412 --> 00:45:46,747 You are right, sorry. 730 00:45:46,788 --> 00:45:48,582 We are a 50 years marriage. 731 00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:04,932 Can I use your cologne? 732 00:46:05,557 --> 00:46:06,975 Yes, there are three. 733 00:46:07,226 --> 00:46:09,394 The blue one is Lucas's, the others are mine... 734 00:46:09,394 --> 00:46:11,021 but don't use the transparent. 735 00:46:12,147 --> 00:46:14,066 It's yours, I shouldn't use it. 736 00:46:14,983 --> 00:46:15,817 And this one? 737 00:46:16,193 --> 00:46:17,069 What's wrong? 738 00:46:18,028 --> 00:46:19,363 I fall for the user. 739 00:46:19,696 --> 00:46:20,781 So I'll use it. 740 00:46:22,950 --> 00:46:24,243 Your T-shirt is inside out. 741 00:46:31,166 --> 00:46:32,793 Really, what's wrong? 742 00:46:33,001 --> 00:46:35,087 It smells nice, I lose my head. 743 00:46:35,128 --> 00:46:37,756 It doesn't matter, use it, we'll take the risk. 744 00:46:38,924 --> 00:46:42,177 You are at risk even if I had shit in my neck. 745 00:46:42,302 --> 00:46:44,596 You only had shit on my dick. 746 00:46:51,228 --> 00:46:52,396 Disgusting. 747 00:46:59,069 --> 00:47:02,155 Shit is the first present a kid gives his mother. 748 00:47:03,156 --> 00:47:03,824 What? 749 00:47:05,242 --> 00:47:07,828 When a baby is born, at that moment... 750 00:47:07,828 --> 00:47:10,664 well, later, it has to shit. 751 00:47:11,498 --> 00:47:13,834 That shit is a gift. 752 00:47:14,168 --> 00:47:16,753 Many mothers don't know it, but it's a present. 753 00:47:16,753 --> 00:47:19,798 Imagine the kid doesn't shit, it's a tragedy. 754 00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:20,799 A problem. 755 00:47:20,799 --> 00:47:22,342 Something's wrong. 756 00:47:23,051 --> 00:47:25,095 That shit is the gift of health. 757 00:47:25,095 --> 00:47:27,014 That's why they say it's bad reputation. 758 00:47:28,182 --> 00:47:30,225 Shit is health, it's a circle. 759 00:47:32,519 --> 00:47:33,979 Where did you hear that? 760 00:47:34,146 --> 00:47:36,982 An Italian artist put his shit in a can. 761 00:47:37,191 --> 00:47:38,358 - In a can? - Yes. 762 00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,485 - Like canned food. - Like sardine. 763 00:47:40,819 --> 00:47:42,696 He put his shit in a can. 764 00:47:42,988 --> 00:47:45,616 And he wanted people to make people think. 765 00:47:46,283 --> 00:47:49,494 Maybe he was just selling cans with shit... 766 00:47:49,536 --> 00:47:51,121 to thousands of assholes. 767 00:47:51,163 --> 00:47:53,790 The limit of art is confusing and people buy shit in cans. 768 00:47:54,833 --> 00:47:56,793 Whatever, he is a genius. 769 00:47:58,545 --> 00:48:00,005 Artist shit in a can. 770 00:48:00,339 --> 00:48:01,590 Motherfucker. 771 00:48:04,968 --> 00:48:06,345 I'm nervous. 772 00:48:06,595 --> 00:48:07,679 Asshole. 773 00:48:08,055 --> 00:48:09,681 It's not easy to leave the closet. 774 00:48:11,099 --> 00:48:12,226 Shall we hold hands? 775 00:48:12,226 --> 00:48:13,393 It's not necessary. 776 00:48:13,852 --> 00:48:14,686 Sure? 777 00:48:15,562 --> 00:48:17,481 It looks like we have no balls. 778 00:48:17,523 --> 00:48:19,358 We are gays with no balls. 779 00:48:21,401 --> 00:48:22,194 Come on. 780 00:48:24,780 --> 00:48:25,739 What? 781 00:48:26,615 --> 00:48:28,033 Now I'm nervous. 782 00:48:29,409 --> 00:48:31,662 Relax, love, everything will be fine. 783 00:48:31,662 --> 00:48:32,538 We are together. 784 00:48:33,622 --> 00:48:34,581 Come on, asshole. 785 00:48:36,708 --> 00:48:37,626 My God. 786 00:48:40,003 --> 00:48:40,879 Hello. 787 00:48:47,594 --> 00:48:48,303 Hi. 788 00:48:48,303 --> 00:48:49,429 How are you? 789 00:48:49,429 --> 00:48:50,556 What's up? 790 00:48:51,056 --> 00:48:52,099 How are you? 791 00:48:52,140 --> 00:48:53,475 And you? Hello. 792 00:48:53,517 --> 00:48:54,351 How are you? 793 00:48:55,227 --> 00:48:57,604 Put them there, we'll freeze them later. 794 00:48:57,646 --> 00:48:59,606 It's full now. 795 00:48:59,982 --> 00:49:01,567 And? Many people? 796 00:49:02,234 --> 00:49:03,068 There's people. 797 00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:04,611 It's early, anyway. 798 00:49:10,534 --> 00:49:11,910 Nice you came. 799 00:49:12,327 --> 00:49:13,161 Of course. 800 00:49:13,161 --> 00:49:14,121 By foot? 801 00:49:14,288 --> 00:49:14,997 No. 802 00:49:15,122 --> 00:49:15,956 In my truck. 803 00:49:16,748 --> 00:49:19,084 Why the truck? It's half an hour walking. 804 00:49:19,334 --> 00:49:20,085 Exactly. 805 00:49:20,085 --> 00:49:22,212 There are police controls on the way back. 806 00:49:22,212 --> 00:49:25,215 I don't let him drink, or he goes idiot. 807 00:49:26,300 --> 00:49:28,844 If he drinks, he goes straight. 808 00:49:28,969 --> 00:49:31,680 He's left me for a girl, he comes and goes. 809 00:49:31,722 --> 00:49:33,140 It happened to me. 810 00:49:33,182 --> 00:49:34,892 He drank and he turned gay. 811 00:49:34,892 --> 00:49:36,810 Well. Stop there. 812 00:49:36,810 --> 00:49:38,896 - Alcohol does wonders. - Yes. 813 00:49:39,313 --> 00:49:41,940 Assuming he's gay, being so neurotic... 814 00:49:41,940 --> 00:49:43,609 must have costed him a lot. 815 00:49:43,609 --> 00:49:46,195 Listen, I leave you here, I'll make other friends... 816 00:49:46,195 --> 00:49:47,446 more relaxed. 817 00:49:47,446 --> 00:49:49,698 Come, pussy, you turned so faggot. 818 00:49:53,368 --> 00:49:54,453 I'll go to the bathroom. 819 00:49:54,494 --> 00:49:55,037 Right. 820 00:49:55,078 --> 00:49:56,079 I'll be around. 821 00:50:04,129 --> 00:50:05,255 Damned girl. 822 00:50:07,257 --> 00:50:08,550 She's right, anyway. 823 00:50:10,636 --> 00:50:11,553 You know... 824 00:50:12,387 --> 00:50:14,473 my grandfather was an alcoholic... 825 00:50:15,057 --> 00:50:17,142 and a psychologist once told him... 826 00:50:17,726 --> 00:50:20,270 "You must know there are three people in the house... 827 00:50:20,312 --> 00:50:22,981 you, your wife, and the monster." 828 00:50:23,815 --> 00:50:25,442 Our case is similar. 829 00:50:26,109 --> 00:50:27,528 "There are three people in the house... 830 00:50:27,569 --> 00:50:29,988 you, Sabrina, and the monstress." 831 00:50:31,657 --> 00:50:32,991 That's hard, man. 832 00:50:32,991 --> 00:50:34,910 Two whiskeys and he's already sissy. 833 00:50:37,079 --> 00:50:38,205 You're insane. 834 00:50:50,592 --> 00:50:52,010 How did you guys meet? 835 00:50:52,511 --> 00:50:53,637 Here, I... 836 00:50:54,429 --> 00:50:56,640 wasn't gay before knwoing him... 837 00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:58,392 or at least I didn't know it. 838 00:50:58,851 --> 00:51:02,396 We were friends for a long time... 839 00:51:02,396 --> 00:51:06,316 and one day, I don't remember why... 840 00:51:06,984 --> 00:51:09,736 I was crying and he came, hugged me... 841 00:51:10,404 --> 00:51:13,949 face to face, two gentleman striking swords... 842 00:51:14,366 --> 00:51:17,244 what happened was so direct. 843 00:51:17,786 --> 00:51:21,832 I remember I was crying and I told him... 844 00:51:22,791 --> 00:51:24,126 "I think I like you. 845 00:51:25,502 --> 00:51:26,712 That I've always liked you. 846 00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:30,549 Since you saw me from the balcony." 847 00:51:32,551 --> 00:51:33,719 So cute. 848 00:51:34,344 --> 00:51:36,221 Did you meet in this beach? 849 00:51:36,513 --> 00:51:38,640 Yes, last year... 850 00:51:38,682 --> 00:51:41,018 we were friends for a few months... 851 00:51:41,059 --> 00:51:43,395 and finally we made it official... 852 00:51:43,395 --> 00:51:45,939 because the pressure cookers were about to go off. 853 00:51:45,939 --> 00:51:47,900 So much blood pressure. 854 00:51:47,900 --> 00:51:49,401 That's disgusting, Maxi. 855 00:51:49,860 --> 00:51:51,403 That's why you like me. 856 00:51:52,905 --> 00:51:54,156 Look at that smile. 857 00:51:55,115 --> 00:51:57,117 Isn't it the cutest thing you've ever seen? 858 00:51:58,869 --> 00:51:59,786 I'd kiss you. 859 00:52:00,495 --> 00:52:01,872 It's not necessary. 860 00:52:02,122 --> 00:52:04,082 Why not? It's always necessary. 861 00:52:04,082 --> 00:52:05,209 I'm embarrassed. 862 00:52:07,002 --> 00:52:09,254 I won't kiss him because he's embarrassed. 863 00:52:09,421 --> 00:52:10,839 You shouldn't be. 864 00:52:11,131 --> 00:52:12,132 No... 865 00:52:12,758 --> 00:52:14,343 Maybe someone can feel uncomfortable. 866 00:52:14,510 --> 00:52:15,677 Fuck'em. 867 00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:18,347 It's not about people... 868 00:52:18,805 --> 00:52:20,516 I'd rather keep it for ourselves. 869 00:52:21,099 --> 00:52:21,850 Right. 870 00:52:21,892 --> 00:52:23,185 Girls, Mini wants to leave. 871 00:52:23,185 --> 00:52:24,603 - Why? - No idea. 872 00:52:26,063 --> 00:52:27,523 Bye guys. 873 00:52:27,648 --> 00:52:28,941 - Bye. - Goodbye. 874 00:52:32,945 --> 00:52:34,154 - What's that? - Chicken. 875 00:52:34,571 --> 00:52:35,447 Chicken. 876 00:52:36,865 --> 00:52:39,868 You're lucky I was here, they were flirting. 877 00:52:39,910 --> 00:52:41,036 I'm hotter than you. 878 00:52:55,133 --> 00:52:56,510 There was no paper. 879 00:52:57,219 --> 00:52:58,470 Do you want to poo? 880 00:52:59,805 --> 00:53:01,014 I wipe when I pee. 881 00:53:01,932 --> 00:53:02,975 I do, too. 882 00:53:03,350 --> 00:53:04,601 - Really? - Yes. 883 00:53:05,477 --> 00:53:06,937 My father taught me. 884 00:53:15,279 --> 00:53:16,321 Are you ok? 885 00:53:16,947 --> 00:53:17,739 Yes. 886 00:53:19,324 --> 00:53:20,033 Right. 887 00:53:21,451 --> 00:53:23,662 Am I so disgusting you didn't kiss me? 888 00:53:25,372 --> 00:53:27,749 Yes, dude, it's a little disgusting. 889 00:53:28,292 --> 00:53:29,168 Really? 890 00:53:30,502 --> 00:53:33,130 Yes, one thing is to play, another is to make it happen. 891 00:53:39,636 --> 00:53:40,554 What? 892 00:53:41,013 --> 00:53:42,514 Are you that naive? 893 00:53:43,098 --> 00:53:44,933 It's just a kiss, look. 894 00:53:45,559 --> 00:53:47,519 No, I mean in the mouth. 895 00:53:48,979 --> 00:53:51,607 Besides, some people find it disgusting. 896 00:53:52,691 --> 00:53:54,401 Not for me, it's a kiss. 897 00:53:56,904 --> 00:53:58,113 Better that way. 898 00:54:02,534 --> 00:54:03,577 Well, now... 899 00:54:04,328 --> 00:54:05,329 kiss me. 900 00:54:05,662 --> 00:54:06,955 - What? - Kiss me. 901 00:54:07,247 --> 00:54:08,832 We are acting, kiss me. 902 00:54:09,791 --> 00:54:11,168 - Maxi. - What? 903 00:54:11,168 --> 00:54:12,044 What for? 904 00:54:12,377 --> 00:54:14,338 We are acting, pretending we are a couple. 905 00:54:14,338 --> 00:54:15,130 What if... 906 00:54:15,130 --> 00:54:17,090 people realize or it's weird. 907 00:54:17,132 --> 00:54:18,675 Then we'll find out. 908 00:54:18,842 --> 00:54:20,135 I have no bad breath. 909 00:54:26,350 --> 00:54:27,893 - A sip. - Here. 910 00:54:54,002 --> 00:54:54,920 So... 911 00:54:56,713 --> 00:54:57,840 taste my saliva. 912 00:54:59,341 --> 00:55:00,425 Why? 913 00:55:00,676 --> 00:55:03,971 Didn't you want to kiss me? It's fine. Come on. 914 00:55:05,347 --> 00:55:07,182 That's actually disgusting. 915 00:55:08,934 --> 00:55:09,852 Let me taste yours. 916 00:55:11,186 --> 00:55:12,813 - What? - Come on. 917 00:55:13,730 --> 00:55:15,399 - Sure? - Yes, come on. 918 00:55:31,039 --> 00:55:32,499 Enough, Maxi. 919 00:55:33,250 --> 00:55:34,459 - What? - Nothing. 920 00:55:34,793 --> 00:55:36,086 - What? - Nothing. 921 00:55:38,213 --> 00:55:41,300 I'm an astronaut, my rocket is starting engines. 922 00:55:43,051 --> 00:55:44,469 Your dick is hard. 923 00:55:44,511 --> 00:55:47,139 Dude, you were licking my finger. 924 00:55:47,931 --> 00:55:49,391 You were licking it. 925 00:55:49,516 --> 00:55:52,477 Fine, relax, it happens. 926 00:56:04,531 --> 00:56:06,158 How's your friend? 927 00:56:06,700 --> 00:56:08,702 Still drunk, want to touch it? 928 00:56:08,744 --> 00:56:10,913 No, I believe you. 929 00:56:12,414 --> 00:56:13,749 Is it decreasing? 930 00:56:15,042 --> 00:56:16,835 No, I can't explain now. 931 00:56:17,544 --> 00:56:18,962 It will take time. 932 00:56:19,087 --> 00:56:20,339 You are so horny. 933 00:56:20,380 --> 00:56:23,342 It's not about being horny, you were licking my finger. 934 00:56:24,718 --> 00:56:27,346 So? My dick doesn't go hard if you lick my finger. 935 00:56:27,346 --> 00:56:28,847 It goes hard if you lick my dick. 936 00:56:28,889 --> 00:56:32,434 It's skin, a sexual moment, not related to being gay. 937 00:56:33,352 --> 00:56:35,229 If you weren't disgusted... 938 00:56:35,270 --> 00:56:36,897 I'll show you it won't go hard. 939 00:56:36,897 --> 00:56:39,066 I wasn't disgusted, it would just end badly. 940 00:56:47,241 --> 00:56:48,408 Let's bet. 941 00:56:51,245 --> 00:56:52,955 How can I know it's not hard? 942 00:56:53,372 --> 00:56:55,332 Grab it and check it. 943 00:56:56,875 --> 00:56:58,043 Let's bet. 944 00:56:59,461 --> 00:57:01,046 You are insane, whatever I want? 945 00:57:01,296 --> 00:57:02,422 I'm serious. 946 00:57:02,548 --> 00:57:04,550 If my dick goes hard, do whatever you want. 947 00:57:05,259 --> 00:57:07,845 If you want the ass, be patient, it's closed. 948 00:57:10,514 --> 00:57:12,266 Patience, closed. 949 00:57:15,269 --> 00:57:16,436 Let's bet then. 950 00:57:18,814 --> 00:57:20,315 - Give me your hand. - I already accepted. 951 00:57:20,649 --> 00:57:22,776 Yes, but I have to lick the hand. 952 00:57:47,176 --> 00:57:48,302 Is it hard? 953 00:57:48,969 --> 00:57:49,845 No. 954 00:57:50,179 --> 00:57:51,805 I'm seeing it. 955 00:57:57,561 --> 00:57:59,271 I'm done, what's your choice? 956 00:58:00,981 --> 00:58:02,774 I'll save it for later. 957 00:58:03,066 --> 00:58:04,860 No, it must be redeemed now. 958 00:58:04,860 --> 00:58:06,195 Who said that? 959 00:58:06,486 --> 00:58:08,614 Don't be a pussy, when will you use it? 960 00:58:08,655 --> 00:58:09,865 Let me think. 961 00:58:20,083 --> 00:58:20,918 So? 962 00:58:21,376 --> 00:58:22,669 Is it relaxed now? 963 00:58:22,753 --> 00:58:24,004 Yes, it's dead. 964 00:58:26,715 --> 00:58:29,051 Here too, dead, dead. 965 00:58:31,220 --> 00:58:32,221 What's up? 966 00:58:32,721 --> 00:58:33,847 Nothing, it's fine. 967 00:58:43,732 --> 00:58:44,525 Hey... 968 00:58:47,528 --> 00:58:49,571 if you want to try fucking... 969 00:58:50,322 --> 00:58:52,449 I have no problem... 970 00:58:53,992 --> 00:58:54,993 we can try. 971 00:58:58,038 --> 00:59:00,332 You were already looking for condoms. 972 00:59:01,375 --> 00:59:02,167 Idiot. 973 00:59:02,835 --> 00:59:03,794 You know? 974 00:59:05,254 --> 00:59:07,589 You are an asshole, I'll choose my prize. 975 00:59:08,340 --> 00:59:09,216 So? 976 00:59:10,342 --> 00:59:11,426 Let me think. 977 00:59:16,223 --> 00:59:17,474 Not that. 978 00:59:18,892 --> 00:59:19,768 Right. 979 00:59:23,105 --> 00:59:24,189 You'll go in... 980 00:59:25,107 --> 00:59:27,109 and you'll tell everyone we are a couple. 981 00:59:27,693 --> 00:59:29,778 And you'll keep lying for three days. 982 00:59:29,820 --> 00:59:31,154 No, it's a mess. 983 00:59:31,154 --> 00:59:32,447 It's my choice. 984 00:59:36,451 --> 00:59:37,995 Right, I'll do it. 985 00:59:40,414 --> 00:59:41,248 Deal. 986 00:59:56,305 --> 00:59:57,264 What's up? 987 00:59:57,264 --> 00:59:58,473 Hello. 988 00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:00,434 - How are you? - Good morning. 989 01:00:03,228 --> 01:00:04,229 How was it? 990 01:00:04,271 --> 01:00:07,065 Really good, nice. 991 01:00:07,191 --> 01:00:09,359 Just wasting time. 992 01:00:09,401 --> 01:00:11,236 We had a great time. 993 01:00:11,486 --> 01:00:12,738 Did you bring food? 994 01:00:12,905 --> 01:00:14,323 Pastries, something. 995 01:00:14,907 --> 01:00:16,033 We forgot. 996 01:00:18,410 --> 01:00:20,329 I have to announce something. 997 01:00:22,289 --> 01:00:23,707 No, really. 998 01:00:24,791 --> 01:00:26,293 With Pedro... 999 01:00:27,085 --> 01:00:30,047 I won't say a couple, but we are closer. 1000 01:00:32,007 --> 01:00:34,801 It was obvious, we talked about that. 1001 01:00:34,843 --> 01:00:37,513 Yes, you stuck together like gum. 1002 01:00:37,638 --> 01:00:38,972 You are so cute, I love you. 1003 01:00:39,348 --> 01:00:41,266 That's weird, I'm straight. 1004 01:00:41,266 --> 01:00:44,436 No, technically not, I guess you were together... 1005 01:00:44,436 --> 01:00:47,397 naked in the beach, in the truck. 1006 01:00:47,397 --> 01:00:49,316 We are grown people. 1007 01:00:49,358 --> 01:00:53,278 We did stuff, but not all the way. 1008 01:00:53,445 --> 01:00:55,072 We don't want details. 1009 01:00:56,323 --> 01:00:59,034 I'm surprised you aren't surprised. 1010 01:00:59,409 --> 01:01:02,037 I'm so straight I thought you'd say... 1011 01:01:02,829 --> 01:01:05,082 No one is straight. Well, we all are... 1012 01:01:05,123 --> 01:01:06,500 until we are not. 1013 01:01:06,500 --> 01:01:09,044 We are all bisexual. 1014 01:01:09,336 --> 01:01:10,838 We talked about that yesterday. 1015 01:01:10,838 --> 01:01:13,799 We all have the potential, we reached that conclusion. 1016 01:01:13,799 --> 01:01:15,634 My little faggot. 1017 01:01:16,802 --> 01:01:19,346 It's not that, I can turn gay now... 1018 01:01:19,346 --> 01:01:21,348 Some people have a greater tendency. 1019 01:01:21,348 --> 01:01:22,516 Imprisoned people. 1020 01:01:23,934 --> 01:01:26,436 Years and years eating horse meat, and- 1021 01:01:26,436 --> 01:01:27,896 Hey, mind your words. 1022 01:01:27,896 --> 01:01:30,190 Back to eating siren meat. 1023 01:01:30,691 --> 01:01:32,192 Such a poet. 1024 01:01:32,609 --> 01:01:34,611 I could have chosen another fish. 1025 01:01:36,029 --> 01:01:37,531 That's your way to explain it? 1026 01:01:37,531 --> 01:01:38,991 I don't know. 1027 01:01:39,491 --> 01:01:42,411 There are foods you like better than others. 1028 01:01:43,036 --> 01:01:44,705 - Better? - Yes. 1029 01:01:44,705 --> 01:01:47,040 Well, we have to change rooms. 1030 01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:48,458 It's not necessary. 1031 01:01:49,001 --> 01:01:51,044 No, it is, I'll leave that room... 1032 01:01:51,086 --> 01:01:53,505 I'll let you be, I don't want to be there. 1033 01:01:53,505 --> 01:01:56,717 You must have done something while I was sleeping. 1034 01:01:56,717 --> 01:01:57,843 We did nothing. 1035 01:01:57,843 --> 01:02:00,137 Sometime enters my dreams, I heard something. 1036 01:02:00,137 --> 01:02:02,389 It's your subconscious, we did nothing. 1037 01:02:02,431 --> 01:02:04,224 I know you, Maxi, you're cheeky. 1038 01:02:04,433 --> 01:02:07,686 Well, it wasn't saliva what you found in the pillow. 1039 01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:09,563 Ugh, stop. 1040 01:02:10,314 --> 01:02:11,398 It was semen. 1041 01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:12,816 I got it. 1042 01:02:13,984 --> 01:02:15,152 My God. 1043 01:02:21,074 --> 01:02:22,367 - Shall we? - Ok. 1044 01:02:25,829 --> 01:02:28,832 - There, a little closer. - Closer. 1045 01:02:28,957 --> 01:02:30,375 - Fine? - Yes. 1046 01:02:30,375 --> 01:02:33,879 The yellow and blue is big, use that one. 1047 01:02:35,005 --> 01:02:36,882 I... let's see. 1048 01:02:37,341 --> 01:02:38,467 It's not that dirty. 1049 01:02:38,509 --> 01:02:39,927 Well, I'll take them. 1050 01:02:40,093 --> 01:02:44,223 These are mine, these too. 1051 01:02:44,431 --> 01:02:47,226 Well, I leave you. What's that? 1052 01:02:47,643 --> 01:02:48,727 There. 1053 01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:50,604 Well. 1054 01:02:51,355 --> 01:02:52,356 Ready. 1055 01:02:52,481 --> 01:02:54,608 You have a no-tell motel here. 1056 01:02:55,609 --> 01:02:56,860 A what? 1057 01:02:56,860 --> 01:02:58,487 No-tell motel, explain him. 1058 01:02:59,947 --> 01:03:02,533 A motel for couples. 1059 01:03:03,992 --> 01:03:04,868 A what? 1060 01:03:05,410 --> 01:03:07,162 A place you go to fuck. 1061 01:03:07,204 --> 01:03:08,747 You rent it. 1062 01:03:09,540 --> 01:03:10,541 Stay overnight. 1063 01:03:15,420 --> 01:03:16,797 Quiet, quiet. 1064 01:03:19,383 --> 01:03:20,342 Anyway... 1065 01:03:20,759 --> 01:03:22,052 it was your bet... 1066 01:03:22,928 --> 01:03:24,555 you could stop it whenever you want. 1067 01:03:24,596 --> 01:03:25,639 I know. 1068 01:03:26,223 --> 01:03:28,225 I didn't think it would be so messy. 1069 01:03:28,642 --> 01:03:29,476 You know. 1070 01:03:30,978 --> 01:03:32,855 What do we say in three days? 1071 01:03:36,275 --> 01:03:38,068 I feel like the Little Mermaid. 1072 01:03:38,068 --> 01:03:40,112 I can't talk, I have a crab friend... 1073 01:03:40,195 --> 01:03:42,155 if I fall in love I lose my tail. 1074 01:03:44,241 --> 01:03:46,118 You're an asshole, I'm serious. 1075 01:03:47,035 --> 01:03:49,746 They will think we are two immature kids. 1076 01:03:50,622 --> 01:03:54,710 Let's say nothing, they won't come and check. 1077 01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:55,919 Right. 1078 01:04:00,465 --> 01:04:02,384 You are right... 1079 01:04:03,552 --> 01:04:05,679 they won't know what we do here. 1080 01:04:07,723 --> 01:04:09,766 It's just a summer love. 1081 01:04:14,229 --> 01:04:16,106 But what if we go partying? 1082 01:04:17,316 --> 01:04:18,942 You can't hook up with girls. 1083 01:04:19,359 --> 01:04:20,819 And I with a boy. 1084 01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:28,994 What? 1085 01:04:29,745 --> 01:04:30,495 Nothing. 1086 01:04:40,672 --> 01:04:42,466 - What's up? - Nothing. 1087 01:04:44,593 --> 01:04:46,929 You know, when I was a kid... 1088 01:04:47,721 --> 01:04:49,973 we played traffic lights, do you know it? 1089 01:04:50,057 --> 01:04:51,058 What's that? 1090 01:04:51,266 --> 01:04:54,520 It's a game with kisses and dares. 1091 01:04:54,561 --> 01:04:55,604 Like... 1092 01:04:55,646 --> 01:04:56,855 The bottle one. 1093 01:04:56,855 --> 01:04:58,357 Right, like that. 1094 01:04:58,774 --> 01:05:01,235 The dares were done in hiding... 1095 01:05:01,276 --> 01:05:02,694 in my friend's room. 1096 01:05:02,819 --> 01:05:05,656 I used to go there with Mili, my girl... 1097 01:05:06,907 --> 01:05:09,826 and when we were there I said "kiss my hand"... 1098 01:05:11,161 --> 01:05:12,496 just to pretend. 1099 01:05:12,538 --> 01:05:13,247 Yes. 1100 01:05:13,622 --> 01:05:16,917 One day she told me "no, kiss me for real". 1101 01:05:17,793 --> 01:05:19,211 That was my first kiss. 1102 01:05:20,671 --> 01:05:22,130 Just like us. 1103 01:05:22,506 --> 01:05:24,049 You say we do stuff... 1104 01:05:24,466 --> 01:05:26,718 but nothing happens in this room. 1105 01:05:27,469 --> 01:05:30,472 Are you waiting for me to say "let's go to bed"? 1106 01:05:30,514 --> 01:05:31,598 Like Mili. 1107 01:05:31,723 --> 01:05:32,808 Persevere. 1108 01:05:32,850 --> 01:05:35,435 No, you'll have to beg me. 1109 01:05:35,561 --> 01:05:37,396 I'm no horny little girl. 1110 01:05:38,355 --> 01:05:39,523 Asshole. 1111 01:05:44,486 --> 01:05:45,612 How do we sleep? 1112 01:05:46,613 --> 01:05:47,823 What do you mean? 1113 01:05:48,282 --> 01:05:49,408 How do we sleep? 1114 01:05:50,409 --> 01:05:53,203 Spoon. We take turns. 1115 01:05:55,122 --> 01:05:57,666 Right, naked or wearing underwear? 1116 01:05:57,875 --> 01:06:01,003 If you lay naked I'll eat your dick. 1117 01:06:04,423 --> 01:06:05,716 Laugh. 1118 01:06:10,721 --> 01:06:11,555 You know? 1119 01:06:13,056 --> 01:06:13,724 What? 1120 01:06:15,225 --> 01:06:18,770 This goes too fast for a romantic like me. 1121 01:06:19,229 --> 01:06:21,440 - A romantic? - An old romantic. 1122 01:06:22,274 --> 01:06:23,692 Like Snow White. 1123 01:06:23,984 --> 01:06:26,195 The Prince comes and says the dwarves... 1124 01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:31,074 "Under this sheet, is she naked or not?" 1125 01:07:17,996 --> 01:07:19,665 WE WENT TO THE LIGHTHOUSE 1126 01:07:19,665 --> 01:07:21,792 WE'LL GO BACK AT DUSK LULA 1127 01:07:32,427 --> 01:07:33,428 Pedro. 1128 01:07:34,596 --> 01:07:35,806 Come, please. 1129 01:07:42,521 --> 01:07:43,605 Yes. 1130 01:07:43,939 --> 01:07:45,816 It's late, we overslept. 1131 01:07:46,483 --> 01:07:47,651 That's my short. 1132 01:07:48,527 --> 01:07:49,987 My cousin gave it to me. 1133 01:07:51,655 --> 01:07:53,907 Do you use a soft toothbrush? 1134 01:07:54,491 --> 01:07:55,450 Yes, why? 1135 01:07:55,450 --> 01:07:57,411 Do you want to use a thick one? 1136 01:08:00,247 --> 01:08:02,624 Here, brat, your grandma is the pussy. 1137 01:08:02,833 --> 01:08:04,334 Didn't you want to see it hard? 1138 01:08:06,461 --> 01:08:09,840 Yes, spit that, but swallow mine. 1139 01:08:11,592 --> 01:08:13,594 Fucker, I have to sleep there. 1140 01:08:15,387 --> 01:08:16,180 Maxi. 1141 01:08:18,557 --> 01:08:21,100 I'm serious, how can you do that? 1142 01:08:21,435 --> 01:08:24,688 You said I promised but didn't do it... 1143 01:08:24,729 --> 01:08:26,689 well, I woke up happy. 1144 01:08:26,732 --> 01:08:28,942 We didn't sleep in the same bed then. 1145 01:08:29,193 --> 01:08:31,987 Yes, but you came here the other day. 1146 01:08:32,029 --> 01:08:34,656 Maybe that's why I woke up happy. 1147 01:08:34,656 --> 01:08:35,948 I'm serious. 1148 01:08:36,617 --> 01:08:38,118 I have to sleep here. 1149 01:08:38,160 --> 01:08:39,286 Like Alien. 1150 01:08:41,371 --> 01:08:43,290 Laugh, but I liked what I saw. 1151 01:08:43,332 --> 01:08:44,332 Obviously. 1152 01:08:44,666 --> 01:08:46,335 Not your dick, in general. 1153 01:08:46,376 --> 01:08:47,920 You didn't like my dick? 1154 01:08:48,712 --> 01:08:50,380 I didn't take a good glance. 1155 01:08:53,425 --> 01:08:54,801 I'm serious, 1156 01:08:54,926 --> 01:08:56,678 it's not the same knowing you have a dick 1157 01:08:56,720 --> 01:08:58,430 than realizing you have one. 1158 01:08:58,930 --> 01:08:59,805 Huge. 1159 01:09:00,140 --> 01:09:01,350 It sleeps at night... 1160 01:09:01,390 --> 01:09:04,102 but did I lie when I said it was a sublime beauty? 1161 01:09:04,895 --> 01:09:06,145 I couldn't see it. 1162 01:09:06,188 --> 01:09:07,731 What are you saying? 1163 01:09:07,731 --> 01:09:09,191 It's stuck in your eyes... 1164 01:09:09,233 --> 01:09:12,444 like when you stare at a light and it stays there. 1165 01:09:12,694 --> 01:09:13,946 I can't believe it. 1166 01:09:14,904 --> 01:09:17,783 Well, it's a dick, you've seen many. 1167 01:09:17,783 --> 01:09:18,867 Not that much. 1168 01:09:19,535 --> 01:09:21,662 In the Internet. I have, too. 1169 01:09:26,959 --> 01:09:28,752 Maxi, dude. 1170 01:09:56,488 --> 01:09:58,240 You were thinking about my dick, weren't you? 1171 01:09:59,491 --> 01:10:00,367 Of course. 1172 01:10:00,367 --> 01:10:02,494 I have the smell in the tip of my tongue. 1173 01:10:03,412 --> 01:10:04,538 It didn't smell. 1174 01:10:04,580 --> 01:10:07,875 Not a bad one, a good one over the bed. 1175 01:10:08,125 --> 01:10:11,003 Maybe it was from both of us when I lifted the sheets. 1176 01:10:11,753 --> 01:10:13,338 Maybe, involuntary ejaculation. 1177 01:10:16,508 --> 01:10:19,887 In the middle of the night, I almost hugged you. 1178 01:10:21,180 --> 01:10:22,097 Like... 1179 01:10:23,098 --> 01:10:26,476 I was half asleep and I feel your body... 1180 01:10:27,019 --> 01:10:30,063 and I tried to hug you like a girlfriend. 1181 01:10:31,315 --> 01:10:32,774 But I stopped in time. 1182 01:10:33,192 --> 01:10:34,151 Almost. 1183 01:10:35,861 --> 01:10:38,739 Don't worry, tonight I'll move the beds... 1184 01:10:39,281 --> 01:10:41,575 so you don't eat my pussy. 1185 01:10:41,575 --> 01:10:42,409 Asshole. 1186 01:10:43,827 --> 01:10:45,579 A weird pussy you have. 1187 01:10:46,205 --> 01:10:48,123 Super-developed clitoris... 1188 01:10:48,582 --> 01:10:51,502 ovaries like golf balls hanging out. 1189 01:10:51,585 --> 01:10:53,837 That got stuck in your eyes, too. 1190 01:10:56,548 --> 01:10:58,300 Not pussy at all for you? 1191 01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:01,011 Such a poet, like my cousin. 1192 01:11:01,428 --> 01:11:03,263 Not pussy for you. 1193 01:11:03,263 --> 01:11:04,973 By Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra. 1194 01:11:04,973 --> 01:11:06,642 You act so uptight... 1195 01:11:06,642 --> 01:11:08,227 from the creators of "I like poop"... 1196 01:11:08,393 --> 01:11:10,812 "I have the smell of your dick in my nose." 1197 01:11:12,147 --> 01:11:13,440 True. 1198 01:11:15,692 --> 01:11:16,443 And? 1199 01:11:17,986 --> 01:11:19,279 Have you had a girl? 1200 01:11:19,530 --> 01:11:21,281 Yes, I have. 1201 01:11:21,907 --> 01:11:23,033 How? 1202 01:11:23,033 --> 01:11:25,327 Like you, with my dick inside them. 1203 01:11:27,079 --> 01:11:28,872 Before being gay? 1204 01:11:30,207 --> 01:11:31,458 No, after. 1205 01:11:31,959 --> 01:11:33,627 A friend... 1206 01:11:34,044 --> 01:11:36,213 that played with me like you do... 1207 01:11:36,255 --> 01:11:38,674 but they subdued me and I can't with you. 1208 01:11:39,299 --> 01:11:40,467 I'm serious. 1209 01:11:40,634 --> 01:11:42,010 I'm serious, too. 1210 01:11:43,387 --> 01:11:44,847 How? 1211 01:11:45,472 --> 01:11:50,394 A friend who was into me and worked her way. 1212 01:11:50,894 --> 01:11:52,479 Joke after joke... 1213 01:11:52,646 --> 01:11:54,898 parties, bets, dares... 1214 01:11:54,898 --> 01:11:56,567 and we ended up fucking. 1215 01:11:57,401 --> 01:11:58,652 A genius. 1216 01:11:59,361 --> 01:12:01,196 I'm a bit jealous. 1217 01:12:07,119 --> 01:12:08,161 And... 1218 01:12:09,371 --> 01:12:10,831 did you let her? 1219 01:12:11,456 --> 01:12:13,500 Of course, I have nothing to lose. 1220 01:12:13,500 --> 01:12:14,835 I'm still gay. 1221 01:12:14,877 --> 01:12:17,546 No one thinks you stop being gay by fucking a girl. 1222 01:12:18,797 --> 01:12:19,840 Besides... 1223 01:12:20,591 --> 01:12:23,594 if I fell for her and we started a relationship... 1224 01:12:24,094 --> 01:12:26,138 I'd still be gay and people... 1225 01:12:26,513 --> 01:12:28,599 would think I'm gay deep inside. 1226 01:12:29,141 --> 01:12:30,184 True. 1227 01:12:30,184 --> 01:12:31,643 Your case is different. 1228 01:12:31,977 --> 01:12:33,562 If you fucked me... 1229 01:12:34,229 --> 01:12:36,565 people would immediately say... 1230 01:12:36,815 --> 01:12:39,109 you are gay and you've always been gay. 1231 01:12:39,526 --> 01:12:41,778 Even if you say you are straight. 1232 01:12:42,779 --> 01:12:44,615 And if we started dating... 1233 01:12:45,157 --> 01:12:47,367 no one would ever say... 1234 01:12:47,993 --> 01:12:50,787 "I think this guy is straight deep down." 1235 01:12:50,829 --> 01:12:52,289 That's true. 1236 01:12:53,832 --> 01:12:56,210 - Did you like it? - I loved it. 1237 01:12:56,460 --> 01:12:58,170 - You loved it? - Yes. 1238 01:12:58,629 --> 01:13:01,673 If you liked a little girl you'll love my big one. 1239 01:13:09,431 --> 01:13:11,058 Crazy you liked it. 1240 01:13:13,602 --> 01:13:16,271 In the end, it's the same. 1241 01:13:16,438 --> 01:13:17,940 It's not the same. 1242 01:13:19,316 --> 01:13:20,526 I'd say... 1243 01:13:21,610 --> 01:13:23,153 girls are... 1244 01:13:25,447 --> 01:13:27,616 are softer, like flowers. 1245 01:13:28,075 --> 01:13:32,079 Boys are more like trees, more rough, harder. 1246 01:13:33,413 --> 01:13:35,249 I'm a bit of a flower. 1247 01:13:36,083 --> 01:13:38,210 I'm soft, I have no hair. 1248 01:13:38,752 --> 01:13:40,337 It was a generalization. 1249 01:13:41,213 --> 01:13:43,215 Nothing is fixed, obviously... 1250 01:13:43,882 --> 01:13:45,717 in my experience... 1251 01:13:45,884 --> 01:13:47,803 girls are simply softer. 1252 01:13:50,639 --> 01:13:53,976 A shame you are so soft, I won't notice the difference. 1253 01:13:54,017 --> 01:13:55,853 Don't worry, I'll cover in sand. 1254 01:13:56,144 --> 01:13:57,396 I'm going to the water. 1255 01:13:57,437 --> 01:13:58,689 Really rough. 1256 01:14:08,574 --> 01:14:10,576 Do you think we all can be... 1257 01:14:11,743 --> 01:14:12,744 bisexual? 1258 01:14:13,245 --> 01:14:16,665 No, gays are the ones who least believe in that. 1259 01:14:17,082 --> 01:14:19,084 A straight man looks at you and he's gay. 1260 01:14:19,126 --> 01:14:20,961 A straight man gets horny and he's gay. 1261 01:14:21,003 --> 01:14:24,298 Or a straight man goes partying and goes crazy... 1262 01:14:24,423 --> 01:14:25,507 he's gay. 1263 01:14:26,216 --> 01:14:28,093 I believe nothing is fixed... 1264 01:14:28,802 --> 01:14:32,598 all of us can be bisexual as my cousin's girl says. 1265 01:14:33,849 --> 01:14:35,601 I also think there are many sharks. 1266 01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:37,311 Sharks? 1267 01:14:37,436 --> 01:14:38,729 Don't you know? 1268 01:14:39,229 --> 01:14:41,815 Shark, once in a while it eats a man. 1269 01:14:41,940 --> 01:14:43,066 And they are straight. 1270 01:14:46,778 --> 01:14:47,863 You... 1271 01:14:48,405 --> 01:14:49,781 could fuck me... 1272 01:14:51,116 --> 01:14:53,535 even fall in love with me... 1273 01:14:53,702 --> 01:14:54,870 and still be straight. 1274 01:14:54,870 --> 01:14:56,580 - Are you..? - Straight or bi. 1275 01:14:56,830 --> 01:14:59,208 You are tricking me. 1276 01:14:59,208 --> 01:15:01,919 This tender moment finishes tonight. 1277 01:15:02,503 --> 01:15:04,880 A kiss in the arm, it's just skin... 1278 01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:06,256 what's the difference... 1279 01:15:06,465 --> 01:15:08,592 between licking your arm or your dick? 1280 01:15:08,717 --> 01:15:09,927 When I least expect it... 1281 01:15:10,219 --> 01:15:11,595 I'll have it here. 1282 01:15:11,595 --> 01:15:14,181 Think what you like, I'm giving my opinion... 1283 01:15:14,181 --> 01:15:15,641 not trying to convince you. 1284 01:15:15,807 --> 01:15:17,851 - I know, it's a joke. - I know. 1285 01:15:19,561 --> 01:15:21,480 Technique of skin of the arm. 1286 01:15:23,565 --> 01:15:25,067 You have suck my finger... 1287 01:15:25,317 --> 01:15:28,862 tonight you'll suck my dick, focused, thinking in an arm... 1288 01:15:29,279 --> 01:15:30,447 and it's done. 1289 01:15:30,822 --> 01:15:32,491 Thinking it's a thumb. 1290 01:15:32,950 --> 01:15:33,909 Swollen. 1291 01:15:34,243 --> 01:15:36,203 A swollen thumb without bones. 1292 01:15:36,286 --> 01:15:37,329 With no bones? 1293 01:15:37,371 --> 01:15:40,332 With you it gets so hard you'll think there's a bone. 1294 01:15:40,332 --> 01:15:41,458 A femur. 1295 01:15:44,711 --> 01:15:45,796 Wait, listen. 1296 01:15:45,838 --> 01:15:47,840 Have you seen the start of A Space Odyssey? 1297 01:15:47,881 --> 01:15:49,550 - Yes. - Sorry. 1298 01:15:49,883 --> 01:15:51,510 Well, there... 1299 01:15:51,969 --> 01:15:54,847 a monkey grabs a femur and hits other bones. 1300 01:15:55,639 --> 01:15:56,640 That's true. 1301 01:15:56,640 --> 01:15:58,642 How are you so sure it's a femur? 1302 01:15:58,684 --> 01:16:00,143 It can be any other. 1303 01:16:00,185 --> 01:16:01,520 It's a femur, I know it. 1304 01:16:02,563 --> 01:16:04,982 You can't be that sure. 1305 01:16:05,023 --> 01:16:07,734 How is the skin of the arm like the one of the dick? 1306 01:16:07,734 --> 01:16:09,194 You haven't eaten any. 1307 01:16:09,528 --> 01:16:11,238 I'm not sure about that. 1308 01:16:11,238 --> 01:16:13,031 No, but it's a femur. 1309 01:16:14,116 --> 01:16:15,909 I've seen the movie too many times... 1310 01:16:15,951 --> 01:16:17,494 I loved Kubrick as a kid. 1311 01:16:17,661 --> 01:16:18,579 I'm sure. 1312 01:16:18,579 --> 01:16:20,080 You're so gay, dude. 1313 01:16:20,706 --> 01:16:23,041 Kids your age were watching cable... 1314 01:16:23,041 --> 01:16:24,585 trying to find boobs. 1315 01:16:24,585 --> 01:16:26,628 And you watching A Space Odyssey. 1316 01:16:27,921 --> 01:16:29,089 That's life. 1317 01:16:29,131 --> 01:16:31,425 Who would say I'd date an astronaut. 1318 01:16:31,925 --> 01:16:34,386 And you? What would you watch? 1319 01:16:34,469 --> 01:16:35,721 I... 1320 01:16:35,762 --> 01:16:36,930 opera videos. 1321 01:16:36,930 --> 01:16:37,890 What? 1322 01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:40,309 Yes, nothing strange. 1323 01:16:41,226 --> 01:16:42,186 Mozart. 1324 01:16:44,521 --> 01:16:45,856 It's the same. 1325 01:16:46,231 --> 01:16:47,441 Who would say... 1326 01:16:47,649 --> 01:16:48,817 you'd end up...? 1327 01:16:48,859 --> 01:16:49,943 The Magic Flute. 1328 01:16:50,194 --> 01:16:51,445 Yes. 1329 01:16:51,904 --> 01:16:53,572 You read my mind. 1330 01:16:53,614 --> 01:16:55,324 I'm still trying to play it. 1331 01:16:55,699 --> 01:16:57,326 Now you have to blow, Hamelin. 1332 01:16:58,660 --> 01:17:01,455 You can pervert any children's play. 1333 01:17:01,455 --> 01:17:03,165 It's like that. 1334 01:17:03,332 --> 01:17:05,042 I center everything in my dick. 1335 01:17:05,042 --> 01:17:06,585 It's called heterophallucentrism. 1336 01:17:06,877 --> 01:17:08,045 For example... 1337 01:17:09,046 --> 01:17:10,839 Hold my beauty as a beast. 1338 01:17:12,716 --> 01:17:14,259 Drive your sword in me, Merlin. 1339 01:17:14,301 --> 01:17:17,763 No, Merlin is the mage, Arturo takes it... 1340 01:17:17,763 --> 01:17:19,723 and he doesn't drive it, he takes it out. 1341 01:17:19,765 --> 01:17:23,018 Well, drive it, take it out, as if you didn't know. 1342 01:17:24,895 --> 01:17:27,147 Well, leave your tail, Little Mermaid. 1343 01:17:27,981 --> 01:17:30,192 It's your favorite, you've already said it. 1344 01:17:30,692 --> 01:17:32,027 There are more. 1345 01:17:33,612 --> 01:17:35,405 I want your powder, Tinkerbell. 1346 01:17:35,405 --> 01:17:36,865 That's great. 1347 01:17:37,449 --> 01:17:40,619 You have to take notes, we have to do a movie. 1348 01:17:41,036 --> 01:17:43,330 Closer to take out the Snow White. 1349 01:17:44,373 --> 01:17:46,291 You want my snow, dude. 1350 01:17:46,291 --> 01:17:47,125 Yes. 1351 01:17:48,377 --> 01:17:50,879 Wait, Sabri is looking, do something. 1352 01:17:51,004 --> 01:17:53,924 Look, each time someone gets closer... 1353 01:17:53,966 --> 01:17:55,509 your dick comes closer. 1354 01:17:55,509 --> 01:17:56,969 Don't you think that's gay? 1355 01:17:57,010 --> 01:17:59,137 I've doing it for a while and you complain now. 1356 01:17:59,471 --> 01:18:00,931 There's Dumbo for a while. 1357 01:18:02,599 --> 01:18:05,102 It's like Dumbo, it has big ears. 1358 01:18:06,728 --> 01:18:08,939 Big ears but short trunk. 1359 01:18:10,315 --> 01:18:12,401 It's not small, you idiot. 1360 01:18:13,151 --> 01:18:15,445 Come on, they must see something gay. 1361 01:18:15,487 --> 01:18:16,780 What's something gay? 1362 01:18:16,822 --> 01:18:19,366 A choreography of Mary Poppins? 1363 01:18:19,867 --> 01:18:21,201 I don't know. 1364 01:18:22,411 --> 01:18:24,580 Prepare some drinks and I'll hug you from behind. 1365 01:18:24,580 --> 01:18:25,622 You turn round. 1366 01:18:25,622 --> 01:18:27,541 You won't dare, come on. 1367 01:18:27,666 --> 01:18:29,918 Stand there, asshole. 1368 01:18:31,753 --> 01:18:32,796 If you are lucky... 1369 01:18:33,005 --> 01:18:35,257 if you rub the lamp the genie comes out. 1370 01:18:35,424 --> 01:18:37,259 I'd ask him to go to the past... 1371 01:18:37,259 --> 01:18:40,470 and rub your closet and we can skip the rigmarole. 1372 01:18:40,888 --> 01:18:42,931 I never had a closet. 1373 01:18:42,973 --> 01:18:45,100 Always drawers or dresser. 1374 01:18:45,100 --> 01:18:46,685 Maybe that's the reason... 1375 01:18:46,727 --> 01:18:48,604 I'm straight due to furniture reasons. 1376 01:18:52,232 --> 01:18:53,400 Your ass is hard. 1377 01:18:53,442 --> 01:18:56,403 Be careful, your dick may go hard. 1378 01:18:56,737 --> 01:18:58,947 That's the problem, it goes so hard. 1379 01:18:59,239 --> 01:19:00,699 Is the bread made of levain? 1380 01:19:02,326 --> 01:19:03,619 They do. 1381 01:19:03,952 --> 01:19:06,163 Mine goes hard a lot. 1382 01:19:07,331 --> 01:19:09,416 Maybe you leave it too much in the oven. 1383 01:19:09,499 --> 01:19:11,919 No, it goes hard even before cooking it. 1384 01:19:11,919 --> 01:19:13,921 He leaves it outside for too long. 1385 01:19:15,297 --> 01:19:17,341 We are looking for the right point. 1386 01:19:17,341 --> 01:19:19,259 - Thanks. - Thank you. 1387 01:19:21,094 --> 01:19:23,013 What's bread with levain? 1388 01:19:24,890 --> 01:19:26,350 - Come on. - What? 1389 01:19:26,850 --> 01:19:28,769 I've prepared two drinks. 1390 01:19:29,811 --> 01:19:31,939 I'll show something on my phone. 1391 01:19:34,024 --> 01:19:35,567 The levain bread... 1392 01:19:35,776 --> 01:19:39,446 is a technique that makes bread rise due to fermentation. 1393 01:19:39,488 --> 01:19:41,240 It's sometimes hard at first. 1394 01:19:42,533 --> 01:19:43,617 Do you like cooking? 1395 01:19:44,076 --> 01:19:44,910 Yes. 1396 01:19:45,244 --> 01:19:46,328 As an adult. 1397 01:19:46,453 --> 01:19:48,914 As a kid I felt... 1398 01:19:48,956 --> 01:19:50,082 a little gay. 1399 01:19:50,249 --> 01:19:51,124 Really. 1400 01:19:51,166 --> 01:19:53,043 I pretended I liked my dad's tools. 1401 01:19:53,544 --> 01:19:55,212 But I do like tools. 1402 01:19:55,921 --> 01:19:57,089 The drill? 1403 01:19:57,631 --> 01:19:58,924 Do you like it? 1404 01:20:00,092 --> 01:20:00,968 Dude... 1405 01:20:01,927 --> 01:20:03,846 you rub your dick when partying... 1406 01:20:04,054 --> 01:20:05,681 but then you go "No, dude, stop... 1407 01:20:05,722 --> 01:20:07,266 we are friends, I'm straight... 1408 01:20:07,266 --> 01:20:09,059 come back down to earth." 1409 01:20:10,018 --> 01:20:11,979 You are a fucking cocktease. 1410 01:20:15,148 --> 01:20:15,941 What? 1411 01:20:16,859 --> 01:20:17,776 Are you angry? 1412 01:20:18,819 --> 01:20:19,570 Yes. 1413 01:20:20,279 --> 01:20:21,071 Really? 1414 01:20:23,448 --> 01:20:24,950 This is not helping me. 1415 01:20:24,992 --> 01:20:27,703 I'm falling for you, please take me home. 1416 01:20:28,579 --> 01:20:29,663 Please. 1417 01:20:35,002 --> 01:20:36,628 You are an asshole. 1418 01:20:38,172 --> 01:20:40,465 Drill me as much as you want. 1419 01:20:41,091 --> 01:20:42,134 In here. 1420 01:20:42,384 --> 01:20:44,344 I have two jeans and two protections. 1421 01:20:44,344 --> 01:20:46,013 Two jeans with double underwear. 1422 01:20:46,263 --> 01:20:47,389 Have you seen your face? 1423 01:20:47,389 --> 01:20:49,141 Wait, why two jeans and double underwear? 1424 01:20:49,141 --> 01:20:50,309 Two plus two. 1425 01:20:50,350 --> 01:20:52,394 My jeans and your jeans, my underwear and yours. 1426 01:20:52,394 --> 01:20:54,146 I don't wear underwear. 1427 01:20:54,688 --> 01:20:55,689 Fucker. 1428 01:20:55,731 --> 01:20:56,899 I'm lying. 1429 01:20:56,899 --> 01:20:59,067 See this hold? I've been preparing it for long. 1430 01:20:59,109 --> 01:20:59,985 But it's true. 1431 01:20:59,985 --> 01:21:01,153 It's true. 1432 01:21:01,153 --> 01:21:02,112 It's not true. 1433 01:21:02,362 --> 01:21:03,614 I have, I wear. 1434 01:21:03,989 --> 01:21:05,699 The Sleeping Beauty is held tightly. 1435 01:21:06,867 --> 01:21:08,243 Let her be held there... 1436 01:21:08,243 --> 01:21:10,120 if it wakes up it's Gulliver. 1437 01:21:10,162 --> 01:21:12,247 It's not that big, you saw it. 1438 01:21:12,289 --> 01:21:14,041 I don't mean the size... 1439 01:21:14,166 --> 01:21:17,294 but because it stands up even if it's held tightly. 1440 01:21:17,294 --> 01:21:19,671 I have a dick, too, and I had to go... 1441 01:21:19,838 --> 01:21:21,048 with the bag over. 1442 01:21:21,048 --> 01:21:22,466 On the bus. 1443 01:21:23,008 --> 01:21:24,593 Not because I'm gay. 1444 01:21:26,011 --> 01:21:26,887 Anyway... 1445 01:21:27,471 --> 01:21:29,389 I got scared when you asked me... 1446 01:21:29,681 --> 01:21:31,016 to take you home. 1447 01:21:31,016 --> 01:21:32,684 Let's have a safe word. 1448 01:21:33,936 --> 01:21:35,521 Safe word? 1449 01:21:36,522 --> 01:21:37,898 Are you idiot? 1450 01:21:37,940 --> 01:21:39,816 Really, like people who choke others... 1451 01:21:39,816 --> 01:21:40,984 that kind of stuff. 1452 01:21:41,026 --> 01:21:42,236 Are you serious? 1453 01:21:42,402 --> 01:21:43,195 Yes. 1454 01:21:47,741 --> 01:21:48,867 Are you idiot? 1455 01:21:48,909 --> 01:21:51,036 No, really, we choose a safe word... 1456 01:21:51,328 --> 01:21:53,872 and if we get confused or feel it's weird... 1457 01:21:53,914 --> 01:21:55,916 we say it and we talk. 1458 01:21:56,750 --> 01:21:58,585 What should we talk about? 1459 01:21:58,627 --> 01:22:00,796 What? Are you high or what? 1460 01:22:00,838 --> 01:22:03,298 I want some of that stuff, Alice. 1461 01:22:03,715 --> 01:22:05,217 That may be, Alice. 1462 01:22:05,676 --> 01:22:07,094 No, not Alice. 1463 01:22:07,886 --> 01:22:08,887 A girl's word. 1464 01:22:11,265 --> 01:22:12,307 Scrotum. 1465 01:22:12,933 --> 01:22:14,059 Or glans. 1466 01:22:15,811 --> 01:22:18,355 Like that at least if it gets weird... 1467 01:22:18,355 --> 01:22:19,898 we'll laugh. 1468 01:22:21,567 --> 01:22:22,693 Alice. 1469 01:22:23,110 --> 01:22:24,862 - Sabrina. - It may work. 1470 01:22:24,862 --> 01:22:25,946 There comes Sabrina. 1471 01:22:28,323 --> 01:22:29,366 Everything ok? 1472 01:22:29,533 --> 01:22:30,450 Yes. 1473 01:22:30,951 --> 01:22:32,369 You can't stop laughing. 1474 01:22:32,369 --> 01:22:33,161 No. 1475 01:22:33,370 --> 01:22:34,580 Can I take him? 1476 01:22:34,788 --> 01:22:36,748 Yes, of course, he's all yours. 1477 01:22:36,748 --> 01:22:38,208 Yes, but listen. 1478 01:22:38,625 --> 01:22:40,961 What's your favorite Disney movie? 1479 01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:42,838 Critters. 1480 01:22:43,797 --> 01:22:44,590 Thanks. 1481 01:22:45,966 --> 01:22:47,467 That's it. Critters. 1482 01:22:47,509 --> 01:22:48,844 It's not a Disney movie. 1483 01:22:48,886 --> 01:22:50,012 It doesn't matter. 1484 01:22:55,559 --> 01:22:56,935 Such an asshole. 1485 01:23:12,075 --> 01:23:13,869 Asshole, you are so cunning. 1486 01:23:13,869 --> 01:23:14,995 And you? 1487 01:23:15,037 --> 01:23:17,206 Mr. Milky Way From my Dick. 1488 01:23:36,350 --> 01:23:38,936 Sabri told me she'll throw a party... 1489 01:23:39,102 --> 01:23:42,231 in her friend's house, near the forest. 1490 01:23:43,273 --> 01:23:44,650 A kilometer to the south. 1491 01:23:45,567 --> 01:23:47,027 Do you want to go? 1492 01:23:48,028 --> 01:23:50,322 I don't know, I told her I'd think about it. 1493 01:23:50,864 --> 01:23:51,990 I'm in. 1494 01:23:54,910 --> 01:23:56,328 You haven't drunk. 1495 01:23:57,329 --> 01:23:58,830 We leave the truck at home... 1496 01:23:59,206 --> 01:24:02,167 we steal some beers and go to the beach. 1497 01:24:04,837 --> 01:24:05,712 Deal. 1498 01:24:11,093 --> 01:24:12,010 What are you looking for? 1499 01:24:12,469 --> 01:24:13,428 My notebook. 1500 01:24:13,929 --> 01:24:15,472 Was it beer you needed? 1501 01:24:17,850 --> 01:24:20,269 At this point you can blow me with sparkling water. 1502 01:24:21,562 --> 01:24:22,813 Good to know it. 1503 01:24:30,112 --> 01:24:31,154 That's awesome. 1504 01:24:33,574 --> 01:24:34,825 Good morning. 1505 01:24:35,158 --> 01:24:36,285 Good morning. 1506 01:24:39,079 --> 01:24:40,414 It's two in the afternoon. 1507 01:24:41,582 --> 01:24:43,584 We went to bed late. 1508 01:24:46,295 --> 01:24:47,129 Hey... 1509 01:24:49,256 --> 01:24:50,674 what about this guy? 1510 01:24:50,799 --> 01:24:51,967 Are you careful? 1511 01:24:52,342 --> 01:24:53,969 Or are you going slowly? 1512 01:24:55,888 --> 01:24:57,055 What do you mean? 1513 01:24:57,806 --> 01:25:00,142 I mean... condomly. 1514 01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:04,813 Leave him be. 1515 01:25:05,105 --> 01:25:06,106 Yes, why? 1516 01:25:07,357 --> 01:25:08,275 No... 1517 01:25:09,568 --> 01:25:13,405 because... I went to... take some condoms... 1518 01:25:13,530 --> 01:25:14,740 from your bag... 1519 01:25:14,907 --> 01:25:16,325 I had none... 1520 01:25:16,366 --> 01:25:17,618 and... 1521 01:25:18,493 --> 01:25:19,620 and... 1522 01:25:19,828 --> 01:25:22,497 and I saw the condom packet unopened. 1523 01:25:27,878 --> 01:25:29,087 It's strange. 1524 01:25:29,338 --> 01:25:31,340 Please, leave him be. 1525 01:25:32,466 --> 01:25:33,842 We don't fuck. 1526 01:25:34,801 --> 01:25:35,969 It's a secret. 1527 01:25:36,220 --> 01:25:39,139 It's a bet, I mean, we are no couple. 1528 01:25:39,515 --> 01:25:42,434 I won a bet and it went out of control. 1529 01:25:42,434 --> 01:25:43,685 Are you kidding me? 1530 01:25:44,811 --> 01:25:46,146 Really? 1531 01:25:47,481 --> 01:25:49,149 I loved the couple. 1532 01:25:49,149 --> 01:25:50,400 - Did you? - Yes. 1533 01:25:51,401 --> 01:25:53,654 Why aren't together? It's possible. 1534 01:25:55,197 --> 01:25:56,740 How do you feel? 1535 01:25:57,741 --> 01:25:59,493 Aren't you putting too much energy... 1536 01:26:00,118 --> 01:26:01,370 in something that won't progress. 1537 01:26:01,370 --> 01:26:03,288 I don't care. 1538 01:26:04,665 --> 01:26:06,124 A little... 1539 01:26:07,042 --> 01:26:08,502 silly fiction. 1540 01:26:08,544 --> 01:26:10,671 We have a good time, that's all. 1541 01:26:10,671 --> 01:26:12,923 It's not a matter of life and death. 1542 01:26:14,132 --> 01:26:15,217 No friction. 1543 01:26:17,261 --> 01:26:19,137 Sorry, I don't understand. 1544 01:26:19,721 --> 01:26:20,806 Don't you like him? 1545 01:26:21,515 --> 01:26:24,101 Don't you get horny when he touches your leg? 1546 01:26:27,187 --> 01:26:29,731 Well, have condoms with you anyway. 1547 01:26:29,857 --> 01:26:33,277 You know what grandma used to say. 1548 01:26:33,986 --> 01:26:35,404 What did she say? 1549 01:26:35,445 --> 01:26:38,991 When you were 14 and were glued to Juanchi. 1550 01:26:39,491 --> 01:26:40,450 My cousin. 1551 01:26:41,368 --> 01:26:42,703 Grandma said... 1552 01:26:44,037 --> 01:26:46,331 Fighting games, asses broken. 1553 01:26:46,832 --> 01:26:48,083 Control the kids. 1554 01:26:50,502 --> 01:26:52,171 That's true, control the kids. 1555 01:26:53,547 --> 01:26:54,631 She devil. 1556 01:26:55,132 --> 01:26:57,009 I was this close to fucking him. 1557 01:26:58,010 --> 01:26:59,136 Disgusting. 1558 01:26:59,386 --> 01:27:02,055 Well, you fucked my friend when you were 14. 1559 01:27:02,097 --> 01:27:04,016 Well, she is a second cousin. 1560 01:27:04,057 --> 01:27:04,933 What? 1561 01:27:04,933 --> 01:27:06,059 It's different. 1562 01:27:10,647 --> 01:27:12,024 You haven't answered. 1563 01:27:12,816 --> 01:27:14,651 Do you like him or not? 1564 01:27:15,652 --> 01:27:18,488 You are asking that because you care about me. 1565 01:27:20,199 --> 01:27:22,159 I don't like him right now. 1566 01:27:23,619 --> 01:27:27,247 Of course, the danger, the adrenalin. 1567 01:27:28,999 --> 01:27:30,792 But we haven't even kissed. 1568 01:27:30,918 --> 01:27:32,419 Another living dead. 1569 01:27:32,461 --> 01:27:33,128 Hello. 1570 01:27:33,128 --> 01:27:34,463 - Hi. - Good morning. 1571 01:27:37,799 --> 01:27:38,926 And the others? 1572 01:27:38,967 --> 01:27:40,177 In the center. 1573 01:27:43,013 --> 01:27:44,056 Hey, Maxi. 1574 01:27:45,432 --> 01:27:49,269 Lucero, Lula's sister, wrote me, from Norway... 1575 01:27:49,770 --> 01:27:53,315 and asked me about Pedro's brand new boyfriend. 1576 01:27:53,315 --> 01:27:55,025 Well, not boyfriend. 1577 01:27:56,276 --> 01:27:57,819 Remember I told you about Lula's sister? 1578 01:27:57,819 --> 01:27:58,737 I do. 1579 01:27:59,112 --> 01:28:02,074 Friends with rights, he doesn't like tags. 1580 01:28:02,074 --> 01:28:03,617 I like that one. 1581 01:28:04,076 --> 01:28:06,662 - That was a TV show. - Yes, have you seen it? 1582 01:28:07,079 --> 01:28:09,289 Listen, friends with rights. 1583 01:28:09,540 --> 01:28:14,044 She asked me for a picture because she doesn't believe... 1584 01:28:14,086 --> 01:28:15,754 Pedro is so in love. 1585 01:28:16,630 --> 01:28:17,756 Can I? 1586 01:28:17,756 --> 01:28:18,841 Yes. 1587 01:28:20,384 --> 01:28:21,510 No, but... 1588 01:28:21,885 --> 01:28:23,011 come. 1589 01:28:23,428 --> 01:28:25,430 - There? - Yes, sit here. 1590 01:28:30,352 --> 01:28:31,436 There. 1591 01:28:33,689 --> 01:28:34,731 Come on, dude. 1592 01:28:34,773 --> 01:28:37,192 You look like friends. 1593 01:28:37,359 --> 01:28:38,569 A kiss, really. 1594 01:28:38,819 --> 01:28:40,571 A kiss, a little one. 1595 01:28:40,571 --> 01:28:42,322 - Don't be an asshole. - A little one. 1596 01:28:42,364 --> 01:28:43,740 Come on, Lula, do it. 1597 01:28:43,949 --> 01:28:45,909 Are you embarrassed now? 1598 01:28:46,326 --> 01:28:47,703 Are you kidding me? 1599 01:28:47,744 --> 01:28:48,704 Come on. 1600 01:28:48,704 --> 01:28:49,746 A little kiss. 1601 01:28:50,122 --> 01:28:51,331 Just the tip. 1602 01:29:02,634 --> 01:29:03,719 So fake. 1603 01:29:03,760 --> 01:29:04,636 Why? 1604 01:29:04,803 --> 01:29:05,929 She won't buy it. 1605 01:29:05,929 --> 01:29:07,890 I sent her photos of everyone... 1606 01:29:08,182 --> 01:29:09,933 of you being straight. 1607 01:29:10,017 --> 01:29:12,102 Come on, more passion. 1608 01:29:13,937 --> 01:29:14,730 Come. 1609 01:29:18,400 --> 01:29:20,068 Passion, passion. 1610 01:29:22,112 --> 01:29:23,989 They were kids again. 1611 01:29:36,168 --> 01:29:37,002 So? 1612 01:29:37,044 --> 01:29:38,795 I got distracted watching. 1613 01:29:38,795 --> 01:29:41,048 Now I get boys with lesbians. 1614 01:29:41,089 --> 01:29:42,591 Don't be a whore, love. 1615 01:29:44,927 --> 01:29:46,220 Lula, come on. 1616 01:29:46,428 --> 01:29:49,264 What happened with the king of sexual freedom... 1617 01:29:49,306 --> 01:29:51,225 kissing in the street and that stuff? 1618 01:29:51,225 --> 01:29:53,018 Maybe he's uncomfortable. 1619 01:29:53,018 --> 01:29:55,437 I have no problem, each kiss is like the first. 1620 01:29:55,604 --> 01:29:56,480 See? 1621 01:29:57,356 --> 01:29:59,733 Just one more, I'll take the picture. 1622 01:29:59,733 --> 01:30:00,734 Right. 1623 01:30:12,621 --> 01:30:13,664 Well, done. 1624 01:30:14,998 --> 01:30:16,959 - Now? - Now it's ok. 1625 01:30:16,959 --> 01:30:18,293 So Hollywood. 1626 01:30:18,335 --> 01:30:19,920 Yes, Morningwood. 1627 01:30:22,297 --> 01:30:25,467 I'll make some coffee, the day started really high. 1628 01:30:27,386 --> 01:30:29,096 Morningwood kiss. 1629 01:30:32,015 --> 01:30:33,642 Can I use that charger? 1630 01:30:34,476 --> 01:30:35,477 Use it. 1631 01:30:38,063 --> 01:30:39,690 I didn't get Morningwood. 1632 01:30:40,399 --> 01:30:43,068 Is it just my idea or his dick was hard? 1633 01:30:43,235 --> 01:30:45,112 Of course, love... 1634 01:30:45,237 --> 01:30:48,115 Moringwood is when you wake up hard. 1635 01:30:49,825 --> 01:30:50,784 I didn't know it. 1636 01:30:50,784 --> 01:30:51,618 Pedro. 1637 01:30:51,785 --> 01:30:52,578 Come. 1638 01:30:55,455 --> 01:30:56,290 What? 1639 01:30:56,748 --> 01:31:00,210 What's up? It's a bet, but he'll end up in Hollywood. 1640 01:31:01,378 --> 01:31:04,173 Like you, who gets hard with the belt pouch. 1641 01:31:04,214 --> 01:31:06,466 Mine is tight, it's different. 1642 01:31:06,508 --> 01:31:07,509 Horrible. 1643 01:31:08,051 --> 01:31:10,053 You liked it, didn't you? 1644 01:31:10,971 --> 01:31:12,723 I don't know if thanking you... 1645 01:31:13,015 --> 01:31:14,808 or telling you to fuck off. 1646 01:31:16,476 --> 01:31:18,562 If tomorrow Lucero doesn't believe it... 1647 01:31:18,562 --> 01:31:20,314 we send her a picture of a nice blowjob. 1648 01:31:20,814 --> 01:31:22,399 A selfie, in the room. 1649 01:31:22,441 --> 01:31:24,109 I'll take it, no problem. 1650 01:31:28,363 --> 01:31:29,531 Fuck off. 1651 01:31:34,453 --> 01:31:35,370 You liked it. 1652 01:31:35,871 --> 01:31:38,165 You had a great time, enjoyed the show. 1653 01:31:38,373 --> 01:31:39,750 You silly. 1654 01:31:48,217 --> 01:31:51,637 Well, let's say we start dating... 1655 01:31:52,763 --> 01:31:56,225 you meet my mother and she asks how we met... 1656 01:31:56,558 --> 01:31:57,643 what will you say? 1657 01:32:02,022 --> 01:32:03,106 I have it. 1658 01:32:10,155 --> 01:32:11,615 He was straight. 1659 01:32:11,615 --> 01:32:14,243 The doctor said that when he gave him to you. 1660 01:32:15,577 --> 01:32:16,328 Asshole. 1661 01:32:17,162 --> 01:32:18,121 So... 1662 01:32:18,664 --> 01:32:21,208 I don't know why he started fucking men. 1663 01:32:21,416 --> 01:32:23,919 We were just friends, I swear. 1664 01:32:24,461 --> 01:32:27,256 I'm single and decided to give him a hand. 1665 01:32:27,548 --> 01:32:30,551 And when I'm fucking him, I take my dick out... 1666 01:32:32,427 --> 01:32:34,388 a little brown thingy. 1667 01:32:36,431 --> 01:32:37,432 Asshole. 1668 01:32:37,933 --> 01:32:40,060 And I saw it, too small... 1669 01:32:40,102 --> 01:32:43,856 like a grape seed, but it was perfectly... 1670 01:32:43,897 --> 01:32:45,107 heart-shaped. 1671 01:32:45,566 --> 01:32:49,820 I saw it, it was a sign, I fell in love. 1672 01:32:50,821 --> 01:32:53,407 So we fucked in hiding... 1673 01:32:54,408 --> 01:32:56,034 until we started dating. 1674 01:32:59,913 --> 01:33:01,164 So idiot. 1675 01:33:10,966 --> 01:33:12,009 Hey. 1676 01:33:12,843 --> 01:33:15,179 Your mother accepted it, but who's telling your father? 1677 01:33:15,429 --> 01:33:16,388 That's difficult. 1678 01:33:17,639 --> 01:33:18,432 I will. 1679 01:33:23,854 --> 01:33:24,897 Hey, dad. 1680 01:33:25,814 --> 01:33:27,691 Remember "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"? 1681 01:33:27,983 --> 01:33:29,735 There was the kid, the wolf... 1682 01:33:30,319 --> 01:33:31,862 and the part of the poo. 1683 01:33:32,362 --> 01:33:33,947 There wasn't poo? 1684 01:33:34,156 --> 01:33:35,699 Well, now there is. 1685 01:33:35,741 --> 01:33:37,075 How is that-? 1686 01:33:37,117 --> 01:33:38,869 Directly, no filter. 1687 01:33:38,911 --> 01:33:40,412 You are disgusting. 1688 01:33:40,913 --> 01:33:43,123 Well, you used hearts, but I- 1689 01:33:43,165 --> 01:33:44,499 I made it nice. 1690 01:33:45,375 --> 01:33:47,836 All we have to have so no one has nothing to do... 1691 01:33:48,128 --> 01:33:50,506 so they can lie in the sand, facing the sun... 1692 01:33:50,506 --> 01:33:51,715 with an empty head... 1693 01:33:51,882 --> 01:33:53,175 and lie with women. 1694 01:33:53,550 --> 01:33:55,719 That's what you want sometimes, said Angel... 1695 01:33:55,969 --> 01:33:57,137 and sometimes you don't. 1696 01:33:57,888 --> 01:33:59,473 You always want it. 1697 01:34:01,975 --> 01:34:03,185 It's the guys. 1698 01:34:03,227 --> 01:34:04,394 What's up? 1699 01:34:04,686 --> 01:34:07,022 They are in Ostende, they'll spend the afternoon. 1700 01:34:07,523 --> 01:34:08,565 Is it a beach? 1701 01:34:08,732 --> 01:34:10,817 Yes, an area nearby. 1702 01:34:12,653 --> 01:34:14,363 They shall bring pastries. 1703 01:34:16,740 --> 01:34:18,325 What do we do about Sabrina's? 1704 01:34:19,910 --> 01:34:21,078 Want to go alone? 1705 01:34:23,747 --> 01:34:27,251 I find this silly game of being a couple funny... 1706 01:34:27,251 --> 01:34:28,460 but I don't know... 1707 01:34:28,836 --> 01:34:31,046 I like it more than being near her. 1708 01:34:31,380 --> 01:34:32,631 Think a plan B. 1709 01:34:32,756 --> 01:34:35,384 We're still dating, you have until tomorrow. 1710 01:34:35,384 --> 01:34:37,469 Once in Buenos Aires you call her... 1711 01:34:37,469 --> 01:34:38,929 and see what you feel. 1712 01:34:39,137 --> 01:34:40,639 Without me in the middle. 1713 01:34:43,559 --> 01:34:44,935 Is that your fantasy? 1714 01:34:45,644 --> 01:34:46,562 What? 1715 01:34:48,480 --> 01:34:51,191 Us fucking, the tension disappearing... 1716 01:34:51,859 --> 01:34:54,152 me with my ex, and we being friends. 1717 01:34:54,278 --> 01:34:56,738 No, you want to fuck me, that's yours. 1718 01:34:59,199 --> 01:35:00,367 And what's yours? 1719 01:35:09,168 --> 01:35:10,460 What do you want to hear? 1720 01:35:11,545 --> 01:35:12,796 That you are hot? 1721 01:35:14,590 --> 01:35:16,300 You are insanely hot. 1722 01:35:18,427 --> 01:35:19,636 You want to fuck? 1723 01:35:19,761 --> 01:35:21,805 I'll take my pants off and do it, now. 1724 01:35:23,182 --> 01:35:26,059 Regarding your ex, I'm happy if you're happy. 1725 01:35:29,730 --> 01:35:32,065 Always friends, that won't change. 1726 01:35:36,069 --> 01:35:37,487 Can I be honest? 1727 01:35:37,779 --> 01:35:39,281 Yes, we're already in too deep. 1728 01:35:42,117 --> 01:35:44,369 Obviously, I want us to fuck. 1729 01:35:45,621 --> 01:35:46,914 Let's make love. 1730 01:35:47,247 --> 01:35:48,790 I'm serious. 1731 01:35:49,499 --> 01:35:50,584 Here in the sofa. 1732 01:35:51,668 --> 01:35:52,628 Critters. 1733 01:35:53,420 --> 01:35:56,548 Critters, Maxi. We can't joke now. 1734 01:35:57,132 --> 01:35:59,343 I'm putting my hand in your pants... 1735 01:35:59,426 --> 01:36:02,429 and you go "we are friends, take it out, it hurts." 1736 01:36:03,055 --> 01:36:05,599 Fine, we can't joke with Critters. 1737 01:36:07,643 --> 01:36:09,061 But yes, I want to. 1738 01:36:13,106 --> 01:36:15,275 I'm scared of hurting you... 1739 01:36:16,068 --> 01:36:17,653 or ruining our friendship. 1740 01:36:19,821 --> 01:36:20,948 I don't want that. 1741 01:36:22,032 --> 01:36:23,075 Then we don't fuck. 1742 01:36:24,076 --> 01:36:26,203 Why crossing that line if we are fine now. 1743 01:36:28,372 --> 01:36:29,331 Look... 1744 01:36:30,541 --> 01:36:32,334 I come close to your neck at night. 1745 01:36:33,377 --> 01:36:35,003 And while you snore I smell you... 1746 01:36:35,838 --> 01:36:37,005 and I jerk off. 1747 01:36:37,297 --> 01:36:39,758 A few and you haven't noticed. 1748 01:36:39,800 --> 01:36:41,385 I'm sure that's true. 1749 01:36:41,385 --> 01:36:43,136 I won't lie, it's a mixture of... 1750 01:36:43,929 --> 01:36:46,807 the smell of the cologne you shouldn't use and the sun. 1751 01:36:47,891 --> 01:36:49,184 Tasty. 1752 01:36:57,526 --> 01:36:59,027 Do you want to fuck me? 1753 01:37:01,989 --> 01:37:03,782 Maxi, I'm an astronaut. 1754 01:37:03,991 --> 01:37:05,993 You are the one afraid of outer space. 1755 01:37:06,952 --> 01:37:09,079 What should I say? Ask you out? 1756 01:37:09,913 --> 01:37:11,373 Do you want to be my boyfriend? 1757 01:37:14,376 --> 01:37:16,628 Do you want? Or don't you? 1758 01:37:18,255 --> 01:37:19,173 Do you? 1759 01:37:21,091 --> 01:37:22,050 Done. 1760 01:37:23,927 --> 01:37:25,179 Guys suck, don't we? 1761 01:37:25,179 --> 01:37:26,805 Don't ask me, I love them. 1762 01:37:32,311 --> 01:37:33,478 Think about it. 1763 01:37:34,688 --> 01:37:35,439 What? 1764 01:37:35,898 --> 01:37:36,940 I'm hungry. 1765 01:37:37,065 --> 01:37:38,233 I am too. 1766 01:37:39,401 --> 01:37:40,694 I think I have... 1767 01:37:40,694 --> 01:37:41,987 eggs and biscuits. 1768 01:37:43,572 --> 01:37:45,866 Think about it. Being my boyfriend. 1769 01:37:46,408 --> 01:37:47,284 Right. 1770 01:37:47,534 --> 01:37:49,870 Decide. If you want... 1771 01:37:50,370 --> 01:37:51,413 I'll decide. 1772 01:37:51,413 --> 01:37:53,081 Maybe I don't want to. 1773 01:38:10,057 --> 01:38:11,266 Pay attention. 1774 01:38:11,266 --> 01:38:12,434 Can you hear? 1775 01:38:13,560 --> 01:38:14,353 What? 1776 01:38:16,772 --> 01:38:17,689 Can't you hear it? 1777 01:38:18,190 --> 01:38:19,191 What? 1778 01:38:19,942 --> 01:38:22,236 The laughs of all the girls you fucked. 1779 01:38:22,236 --> 01:38:24,655 They asked if you only wanted to fuck them. 1780 01:38:24,655 --> 01:38:25,906 You are an idiot. 1781 01:39:16,999 --> 01:39:18,250 Just for you to know. 1782 01:39:18,792 --> 01:39:21,128 Sabri's friends say we are a nice couple. 1783 01:39:21,128 --> 01:39:22,004 Yes? 1784 01:39:22,045 --> 01:39:23,255 Think about it. 1785 01:39:27,968 --> 01:39:28,886 Hi. 1786 01:39:29,136 --> 01:39:30,470 What happened? 1787 01:39:32,723 --> 01:39:33,891 He's so silly. 1788 01:39:34,141 --> 01:39:35,058 Yes. 1789 01:39:36,643 --> 01:39:37,519 Everything ok? 1790 01:39:37,936 --> 01:39:39,563 Everything ok, and you? 1791 01:39:40,147 --> 01:39:41,148 Fine. 1792 01:39:43,984 --> 01:39:46,737 Have you ever dated girls? 1793 01:39:47,654 --> 01:39:49,865 Yes, but it was... 1794 01:39:49,990 --> 01:39:51,491 just... 1795 01:39:51,783 --> 01:39:52,618 sex stuff. 1796 01:39:52,659 --> 01:39:53,493 Right. 1797 01:39:55,162 --> 01:39:56,246 I have, too. 1798 01:39:56,455 --> 01:39:58,332 - Yes? I didn't know. - Yes. 1799 01:39:58,874 --> 01:40:01,293 I loved girls sexually. 1800 01:40:01,919 --> 01:40:03,045 They were the best. 1801 01:40:03,545 --> 01:40:05,088 But one morning... 1802 01:40:05,088 --> 01:40:07,007 one of them wanted to cuddle and I didn't. 1803 01:40:07,049 --> 01:40:09,384 Now I tell them in advance it's just sex. 1804 01:40:09,676 --> 01:40:11,637 To avoid problems. 1805 01:40:12,387 --> 01:40:13,263 Exactly. 1806 01:40:22,898 --> 01:40:24,942 Has he told you about our break up? 1807 01:40:27,402 --> 01:40:29,029 Yes, he told me... 1808 01:40:30,113 --> 01:40:30,864 well... 1809 01:40:31,406 --> 01:40:33,367 a failed threesome. 1810 01:40:34,493 --> 01:40:35,911 Yes, more or less. 1811 01:40:37,371 --> 01:40:38,956 Come on, Fede. 1812 01:40:38,997 --> 01:40:41,375 It's all right, we know each other. 1813 01:40:42,835 --> 01:40:44,044 And when little? 1814 01:40:44,044 --> 01:40:46,630 He was lucky, medium to big size. 1815 01:40:46,672 --> 01:40:48,632 - Maybe some little. - Yours. 1816 01:40:49,925 --> 01:40:50,968 "Take it out it hurts." 1817 01:40:51,009 --> 01:40:53,387 And you "Is it in? I can't feel it?" 1818 01:40:53,762 --> 01:40:55,806 And I'm supposed to be the first one. 1819 01:40:56,265 --> 01:40:58,851 We were talking about this with Sabrina. 1820 01:40:59,601 --> 01:41:00,644 Let's see. 1821 01:41:00,644 --> 01:41:02,938 - Don't look yet. - Sorry. 1822 01:41:02,938 --> 01:41:05,023 Set a minute. 1823 01:41:05,148 --> 01:41:07,025 One, two, now! 1824 01:41:09,862 --> 01:41:10,821 What? 1825 01:41:10,988 --> 01:41:13,490 Wank, penis, giant? What's that? 1826 01:41:14,408 --> 01:41:15,617 - Do something else. - Right. 1827 01:41:15,659 --> 01:41:16,869 You can't talk. 1828 01:41:16,994 --> 01:41:18,078 Another thing. 1829 01:41:20,289 --> 01:41:21,748 - Ghost. - Yeah! 1830 01:41:24,835 --> 01:41:25,711 Frankenstein. 1831 01:41:25,961 --> 01:41:27,713 Dawn of the Dead. 1832 01:41:29,798 --> 01:41:30,382 Hakuna... 1833 01:41:30,424 --> 01:41:31,925 - Lion King! - Yeah! 1834 01:41:31,925 --> 01:41:33,135 Great, continue. 1835 01:41:34,094 --> 01:41:35,429 The Da Vinci Code. 1836 01:41:36,763 --> 01:41:37,890 ET, ET! 1837 01:41:38,765 --> 01:41:39,558 Hurry. 1838 01:41:42,311 --> 01:41:43,854 I know that one, Taxi Driver. 1839 01:41:43,854 --> 01:41:44,730 Right, right. 1840 01:41:45,105 --> 01:41:45,981 Hurry. 1841 01:41:46,315 --> 01:41:47,941 Femur. A Space Odyssey. 1842 01:41:47,983 --> 01:41:49,651 You are kidding me. 1843 01:41:49,651 --> 01:41:50,986 Snow White. 1844 01:41:52,029 --> 01:41:55,282 Wait, the last two don't count. 1845 01:41:55,282 --> 01:41:56,241 Lovely. 1846 01:41:56,241 --> 01:41:57,826 You knew the cards. 1847 01:41:57,826 --> 01:41:59,203 No, we know each other deeply. 1848 01:42:01,914 --> 01:42:03,707 Well, focus now. 1849 01:42:03,749 --> 01:42:04,499 Time? 1850 01:42:04,499 --> 01:42:05,334 Yes, this thing. 1851 01:42:06,293 --> 01:42:07,794 One, two... 1852 01:42:08,378 --> 01:42:09,004 now. 1853 01:42:09,588 --> 01:42:11,089 The Little Mermaid. 1854 01:42:13,133 --> 01:42:14,510 What's that? 1855 01:42:21,975 --> 01:42:23,519 We won't fit there. 1856 01:42:24,853 --> 01:42:26,647 How will we sleep? 1857 01:42:26,855 --> 01:42:27,731 Come on. 1858 01:42:33,946 --> 01:42:35,948 I died down there. 1859 01:42:36,490 --> 01:42:38,742 I just did our stuff, 1860 01:42:38,784 --> 01:42:40,702 I didn't know you'd get them all. 1861 01:42:42,329 --> 01:42:43,747 That Antonela, isn't she? 1862 01:42:44,414 --> 01:42:46,667 Antonela didn't buy it. 1863 01:42:46,959 --> 01:42:49,044 The last one was impossible, Snow White. 1864 01:42:49,044 --> 01:42:50,504 And the previous one? 1865 01:42:53,799 --> 01:42:55,175 Amazing, dude. 1866 01:43:12,651 --> 01:43:14,611 I've talked to Sabrina. 1867 01:43:17,114 --> 01:43:19,116 She told me about your break-up. 1868 01:43:23,078 --> 01:43:24,162 Yes, well... 1869 01:43:25,080 --> 01:43:28,083 I told you, but I omitted the part... 1870 01:43:29,168 --> 01:43:31,170 where the third man was my best friend... 1871 01:43:31,211 --> 01:43:32,754 and she fucked him anyway. 1872 01:43:33,589 --> 01:43:34,548 Right. 1873 01:43:36,633 --> 01:43:38,802 We were close. 1874 01:43:40,053 --> 01:43:42,222 Now I realize, but at that moment... 1875 01:43:43,307 --> 01:43:46,852 I was afraid everything will be weird. 1876 01:43:51,440 --> 01:43:52,566 A little like you. 1877 01:43:53,400 --> 01:43:55,235 This summer you're my best friend. 1878 01:43:56,028 --> 01:43:57,446 I like you. 1879 01:43:59,239 --> 01:44:00,532 Let's taste this. 1880 01:44:07,581 --> 01:44:08,665 Pretty good. 1881 01:44:15,214 --> 01:44:16,465 I kissed you, right? 1882 01:44:19,551 --> 01:44:20,344 Yes. 1883 01:46:42,528 --> 01:46:44,196 You aren't gay, are you? 1884 01:46:47,824 --> 01:46:48,492 What? 1885 01:46:49,117 --> 01:46:50,702 Sabrina told me everything. 1886 01:46:51,245 --> 01:46:53,372 You are friends pretending to be together. 1887 01:46:53,413 --> 01:46:54,206 What? 1888 01:46:55,249 --> 01:46:56,834 When did Sabri say that? 1889 01:46:56,834 --> 01:46:57,876 This morning. 1890 01:46:58,460 --> 01:47:01,839 She told him if he fucked him, he'll get a second chance. 1891 01:47:03,549 --> 01:47:06,969 I don't buy you two fucking, you're too straight. 1892 01:47:07,302 --> 01:47:08,887 Will they get back together? 1893 01:47:09,429 --> 01:47:10,389 Who? 1894 01:47:10,514 --> 01:47:11,640 Sabri and Maxi. 1895 01:47:20,190 --> 01:47:21,066 I don't know. 1896 01:47:23,402 --> 01:47:25,070 I really don't know. 1897 01:47:33,912 --> 01:47:35,330 I'll heat some water. 1898 01:47:49,261 --> 01:47:50,304 No way. 1899 01:47:52,556 --> 01:47:53,348 What's up? 1900 01:47:53,974 --> 01:47:55,350 - Everything ok? - Yes. 1901 01:47:56,101 --> 01:47:57,436 Have you seen Pedro? 1902 01:47:58,145 --> 01:47:59,021 He left. 1903 01:47:59,521 --> 01:48:01,231 He said you knew he was leaving. 1904 01:48:02,900 --> 01:48:04,359 No, he didn't tell me. 1905 01:48:06,403 --> 01:48:07,571 Did something happen? 1906 01:48:07,571 --> 01:48:09,698 No, Anto talked to him... 1907 01:48:09,698 --> 01:48:12,659 and asked about the plan and you and Sabrina. 1908 01:48:13,035 --> 01:48:13,994 What plan? 1909 01:48:16,038 --> 01:48:17,331 For fuck's sake. 1910 01:48:17,998 --> 01:48:19,124 Sorry, I- 1911 01:48:19,166 --> 01:48:20,959 How do you know that? 1912 01:48:21,627 --> 01:48:22,920 Did Sabri tell you? 1913 01:48:23,170 --> 01:48:25,255 Yes, sorry, I asked Pedro... 1914 01:48:25,255 --> 01:48:27,341 you were the ones behind this shit. 1915 01:48:27,341 --> 01:48:28,592 Fine, fine. 1916 01:48:35,098 --> 01:48:36,642 - What's up? - What's going on? 1917 01:48:37,142 --> 01:48:38,352 I'll tell you later. 1918 01:48:38,769 --> 01:48:40,395 Are you a couple or not? 1919 01:48:40,604 --> 01:48:41,355 No. 1920 01:48:42,856 --> 01:48:44,399 I'm leaving, we'll talk later. 1921 01:50:31,381 --> 01:50:32,508 Pedro! 1922 01:51:07,251 --> 01:51:08,585 God damn it. 1923 01:51:20,389 --> 01:51:21,390 Pedro! 1924 01:51:44,621 --> 01:51:45,455 Pedro. 1925 01:51:48,125 --> 01:51:49,209 Sorry, Pedro. 1926 01:51:51,086 --> 01:51:52,796 It's fine, Maxi, it's alright. 1927 01:51:52,838 --> 01:51:53,881 It's not. 1928 01:51:53,881 --> 01:51:54,923 Yes, it's fine. 1929 01:51:54,923 --> 01:51:56,133 I shouldn't have lied. 1930 01:51:57,718 --> 01:52:01,138 Sabrina was the perfect excuse to dare being with you. 1931 01:52:01,722 --> 01:52:02,848 Really, don't worry. 1932 01:52:02,848 --> 01:52:03,974 You're crying. 1933 01:52:04,099 --> 01:52:05,100 Sorry. 1934 01:52:05,767 --> 01:52:07,186 I love that you are crying. 1935 01:52:09,062 --> 01:52:11,064 I feel like an idiot for being the reason. 1936 01:52:12,107 --> 01:52:13,650 But I'm mad about you. 1937 01:52:14,693 --> 01:52:16,069 I just want to be with you.